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despickable

#50
July 23, 2009, 12:50:14 AM
Where do all the pens go" Whenever I want one they seem to disappear. I think there is a planet out there full of biro life forms Papermate planet. A life of happy pens sitting around laughing at stupid humans.

Same thing with diced carrots in spew. Why is there always dice carrots in your spew when you throw up?

Just Right the cereal has just come out with Apricots added. Why. If it was Just right why add apricots. So change the name it was just right but now with apricots it Just Perfect.


These are the thoughts that have kept me out of the good schools

“We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” – George Carlin
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Sora

#51
July 23, 2009, 05:52:23 AM
Poor no. 3 pencil...

What I want to know is why we were always messing around with no. 2. What about no. 1? He works hard to stay at the top!
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LittleNekodemon

#52
July 23, 2009, 08:24:13 AM
 Hates the fact that i have to go cold turkey on Hentai for  fear of getting my  computer infected.
One wrong move and you are going to be doing laps, solider.
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DarkAngel

#53
July 23, 2009, 08:53:00 AM
Why is it that you can take a bath and go to bed , Wake up sweaty and then have to take a shower again

Sora

#54
July 23, 2009, 08:58:32 AM
Why does eye-liner always smudge, even when you DON'T TOUCH your face with anything?
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Rider of Wind

#55
July 23, 2009, 09:00:02 AM
I suppose a comet-busting earth-muncher could be interesting...
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Caity

#56
July 23, 2009, 09:11:54 AM
Needs new contacts desperately but does not want to go to the eye doctor.  Ugh.

the fox without

#57
July 23, 2009, 09:47:03 AM
I wonder how many licks it does take to get to the centerr of a tootsie pop.

And for that matter, why is the cartoon kid in those commercails wearing no clothes.

that and where male anime characters nipples go when they are shirtless.

LittleNekodemon

#58
July 23, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
hopes my thoughts don't cause a mental break down .
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samurai Gomei

#59
July 23, 2009, 11:04:24 PM
*wonders... how far could i get to the sun before being completely desintagrated...
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted---nevermore!
The Raven by edger Allan Poe
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Sora

#60
July 25, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
Why do people try so hard to sound random? And if it's premeditated randomness, is it truly random at all? *whispers, shaking her head* No! It's not!
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the fox without

#61
July 25, 2009, 11:27:13 PM
yours doesn't sound random though

Sora

#62
July 25, 2009, 11:32:33 PM
More random than yours. :P

Also, my brother has sworn since we were both little that he would "throw pickles at me at my wedding."
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samurai Gomei

#63
July 27, 2009, 03:57:05 PM
i like tacos
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted---nevermore!
The Raven by edger Allan Poe
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Sora

#64
July 29, 2009, 01:50:43 AM
Where did the last little piggy go...?
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Autumn52

#65
September 04, 2009, 01:49:07 PM
Why is the energizer bunny pink and why does he just keep going doesn't he have an off switch
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Rider of Wind

#66
September 04, 2009, 10:32:05 PM
I wonder if her bra has an underwire?
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#67
September 05, 2009, 05:11:22 AM
I wonder if those are real or fake?
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Duncan

#68
November 01, 2009, 08:10:34 AM
When is the muse going to come back and kick me in the nuts?

Beguile's Mistress

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November 03, 2009, 10:33:50 AM Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 10:38:11 AM by Beguile's Mistress

Skye

#70
November 11, 2009, 03:02:40 AM
If the apocalypse doesn't come in 2012 (which I don't believe will, personally) and we surpass that, will we skip over 2013 since 13 is deemed an unlucky number? -tipsy chuckle- 
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Soran

#71
November 12, 2009, 03:11:29 PM
*Wonders how the hell someone like Duncan got Banned?????????*
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