Last Poster Wins

[Mirrah]

Blinks, nomming on a shiny WIN. Since when did Eris grow tentacles?! xD

[ErisXfrost]

Mirrah!

-wraps her up in his arms and tentacles, hugging her, and sharing the shiny win.-

Hmm...Around the same time that the thread got submerged. >.>

[Boatman]

The pair tie themselves in fishy knots and the trembling tinfoil covered Win slips from their grasp.

Boat rescues poor vulnerable Win, unwraps her, takes her in hand, and wanders off into the depths of the dark forest.
"You'll be safe with me Win..."

[Mirrah]

Meeps, trying to wriggle out of the tentacles. This is like some kind of Japanese horror porno! But hugs Eris first. Then fetches the WIN back. Don't worry, my win. The tinfoil simply hides the delight that you are on the inside... Noms on the WIN.

[Boatman]

Fetching his powerful motorcycle from the bushes, Boat zooms round in a loop then leaps into the air above the Triffid like horror scene snatching Win away from the grasping tentacles, to roar off into the mountains where such creatures cannot go.

[Mirrah]

Wonders if Boatman has been taking hallucinogens because... She has no tentacles. :P

Summons the WIN and snuggles it.

[Boatman]

Noticing vulnerable Win has been enticed away into danger again, Boat unfurls his portable trampoline and boings back to snatch the pathetic creature to safety. Once secured, Boat takes Win to his secret base. "There there Win dear. Let's board this rocket and head for the stars."

[ErisXfrost]

-A tiny golden apple appears in the base. It really doesn't look like much, but slowly begins to grow, and grow, until it starts to squish everything against the walls. When the apple touches the win, the Win is instantly transported outside, and into the Eris' arms.-

o.o;;

I think the Win is a stalker...>.>

-Shrugs, and cuddles the win anyway.-

[Boatman]

Stalker... hah, you don't know the half of it.

The time for Win's medication comes around and she transforms from pathetically cute dolly to viper, sinking her tiny stiletto teeth into anything warm.
Oh no, she has Eris' neck.
So much blood and twitching.

Boat rushes in and whisks Win away, mainly to save Eris' life.

[Verasaille]

Verasaille casually tosses a net over the struggling Boatman and leaves him there with a smile as she tucks the viperish Win into a basket.  "You lose...I have the WIN now and you are out of luck!!"

With a whoosh of hot air, the basket becomes airborne and floats over the sea with Verasaille guiding the airship.

[Boatman]

The net gets entangled with Vera's inflated bodice airship.
Donning a handy parachute, Boat punctures the inflated flying contraption so it farts off into the distance, whilst he floats down to safety, dearest Win in his arms...

[Verasaille]

Vera grins wickedly and uses her rocket boots to fly past Boatman and snatch the Win from his arms.

[Kurzyk]

Throws a net up in the air as Verasille flies by, catching her and the WIN. Pulling the WIN from her, he leaves her tangled up in the net and runs off.

[Boatman]

Talking of nets, my pet giant spider makes beautiful webs, and you've just run into one.
She so hates it when her designs are ruined, as you are about to find out.

Boat catches dear Win as the poison loosens Kurzyk's grip.

"Hold on tight Win, whilst I whisk you away on my hoverbike."

[Blythe]

*swoops in on a nearby hoverboard to nab the Win!*

[Rhedyn]

~sprinkles additional glitter on Blythe to distract him and flees with the win~

[Boatman]

But the fleas turn nasty (younger viewers turn away now) and gobble you all up.

Boat retrieves Win, gives her the kiss of live and sails away with her to a land of eternal youth.

[Harley Quinn]

Oh, how I've missed this game!

-steals the Win away and sneaks off-

[ErisXfrost]

-sneaks in to cuddle a win.-

[Belle33]

~Claims the WIN and all the perks that go with it~

[ErisXfrost]

-is dragged with said win-

[Belle33]

oh hell yeah! 

~Wins all over him~

[ErisXfrost]

-snickers-

I've never been so 'won' before. xD

-turns the area around the win into a tropical paradise-

[Belle33]

Stop that!

I am the sun the moon and the WINner!

[fuzzybuns]

Think again~ ;3