Breakup with the person above you!

[abandoneddolly]

your not a piece of candy, but you tasted so good. Is that why you were giving me weird looks when I licked you?

[Jet]

Honestly, I enjoyed you licking me at first, but then it seemed too much like you wanted to eat me, so I got weirded out and left.

[Mordred]

I thought we were going to compromise. We can't go on undecided.. cigarettes or cigars? No, really.. dude I'm not blaming you. Really, can I be super honest? I'm not even sure what I'm doing here. Hell, your face says the same thing. Let's just.. forget this moment. I see you in a pub, yeah definitely we'll have a few drinks, pick up a couple chicks. Yeah, that'd be cool.

Later, dude!

[Anesa]

You told me I was your "one and only", and yet...this morning when I was cleaning out your pockets to do your laundry, I found this picture.   Lady Blah Blah?  Really, Mordred?  At least you could have cheated on me with someone prettier!  Sexier!  *Looks at picture again*  Okay, so she's Lady Gaga!  So what! You want her?  You can have her!  I'm over it!  Go!  Maybe she can put up with all your dark and ghoulish ways!

*sighs*  ...and tell her that "raw meat dress" she wore to the AMA was hideous!!

[Mordred]

Ok I know I promised I'd help with your lassoing practice. Not ghat you needed practice but sure, ok! But lassoing my coffin? I've had that thing for over a thousand years! I almost broke the lid getting it open the other night. You know when I wake I need.. your blood. Especially when I can sense you sitting on top of me.. er.. my coffin. But the last straw was when I woke today and for a brief moment I thought I had become a mummy. You tied me in my sleep? And then you got all upset when I bit in my sleep.. yeah sorry 'bout all those little marks on your neck.

Yeah I gotta go. I will probably be back. I always come back.. why is your blood so damn sweet? Before I go, can I have just a little bit? It's a long way to my castle.

Later, gorgeous!

[Belle33]

Wow, I had no idea you were so into Justin Bieber.  *looks around your place*  It's like a Bieber museum or something.  Hmm.. I'm not judging you or anything, but... well *smirks*  this isn't gonna work. 

[Sybl]

You think this is my stuff? I didn't decorate this place, your cousin did. I am so tired of your harsh judging ways. I am through with you. Good bye.

[Jet]

Quite frankly, I thought I was being fair. If you didn't like the way I was doing things, you could have told me, and I might have changed for you, a little. As it stands, you're too quick to call me out on things I don't even understand.

[Sybl]

You Fair? I hardly think you could call it fair. I don't need your kind of fair. Good bye.

[Jet]

See that? You turn it all back on me and then expect me to understand what you mean. I don't know where your strife is coming from, but I wish you would explain it every now and then. It's too late now, though. So hopefully we can see each other for some noncommittal fun, but it won't be emotional. That's gone.

[Sybl]

You had no clue?? I thought you would be more understanding. You knew I was a split before we got together. I thought you could tell the difference. Did you even know who you were with? and on which day? Sorry, your logic just doesn't carry weight any more.

[Jet]

Sybl, you're entrancing and exciting and everything I ever wanted in a woman. I'm even putting together alliterations for you, but sometimes you just go too far. Call me sometime if you want to get together, but until then we need an extended break.

[Belle33]

You are true to your name, always coming and going and coming and going .... I was exciting at first, but geesh - how about a cuddle or something?  Until you're ready to slow down and make time to snuggle, we can't be together.  But I'll keep your number for quickies  ;)

[Zaphod]

Listen, I know you like to walk around the house naked, but how am I supposed to get turned on and do you when you are naked all the time!? I am gonna find a girl who'll get naked only at the right time. Goodbye!

[TaintedAndDelish]

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[Belle33]

Hmmmm... I wonder what sort of break up could have been so bad it had to be deleted.  I'm afraid I can't be with someone who breaks up for no reason.  How do I know I won't be your next victim?  It's over, but you're awfully sexy so - let's not rule out secret rendezvous  ;)

[olive]

Well...well....well.....your secret is out sister! I overheard you talking to your new loverboy, just now. Don't try to explain! I have suspected you for weeks now. I hope you and he enjoy your secret rendezvous at the local homeless shelter because I'm kicking you to the curb!

[Zaphod]

It was good while it lasted but you and I both know our O&Os don't really match! I especially like the 3rd bullet, but I can't do it everyday. Sorry, we are through.

[Belle33]

What?  I thought you had more stamina than that.  I'm afraid you'll find me far to ... demanding.  Perhaps we should end this now.   :-\

[Sybl]

I like you Belle, but this is hell, sorry, I thought you were a dude, I know, that is crude, but you have to go.

[lenka]

The neighbors ask too many questions..seriously do you have to dance under the moon light every night completely butt naked!? Even the wolves are starting to gather and howl in unison.... and there is a strange fog that penetrates the house and yourself!?

Seriously stuff all of this crazy shit! I'm out a here!

[Insanityenviesme]

You never take that bloody mask off... You even come to bed with it.. Honestly on the first date, it was cool.. but this is getting ridiculous!! This is over! Goodbye!

[Imogen]

I've finally gotten over you and now you come back... This time, I'll walk! (not really though!)

[Insanityenviesme]

I fought the storms, the animals and the bloody Witch of the Wicked West and the stupid Krakken to come find you and you up and leave?! What sort of bull is this?! That's it! I'm done!

[Sybl]

Your insanity is worse than mine. I can't take it any more, either straighten up.........oh, never mind.. I am gone for good.