Perverted Wishes

[Lucius Cornelius]

wish granted, he/she marry your best friend the next day


i wish my new computer finish of give me problems with the windows 7

[the taken]

Wish Granted. Windows Vista is now on your computer instead. >:)

I wish I could will meringue pies to appear and fly into people's faces.

[Merry Gentry]

granted...but they all fly to your face

I wish for a cookie

[Daimon de Broken Hearted]

Granted you are now a cookie, and people nibble on your goodness.

I wish for some pieh.

[Merry Gentry]

granted, but you are so delicious you are soon all eaten up and gone!

I wish my cat wasn't snoring XD

(omg it's the funniest thing)

[Zebu]

Granted.  Your world is now a slightly more boring place. 

I wish I could find an amazing new Fantasy author that I haven't already read everything by.

[Lucius Cornelius]

granted, he wrote in a lenguage you never heard about.

i wish i finish all the paper-work i have right now.

[Shadowsteel]

Granted. You work through a fugue, and finish your paperwork early. Congrats, you've been promoted! You now have twice as much paperwork and no lackeys to do it for you.

I wish for the ability to know when people are kidding or not

[Merry Gentry]

granted you now know what people are thinking, even before they think it..
even if they are not thinking nice thoughts about you...

I wish I could stay a little longer here at E today

[haikuoftears]

Granted, now you're living in the basement with stacks of empty pizza boxes, crusty mugs and a slightly ripe mattress. Hey at least you'll have a pc to keep you company.

I wish I have a nice cold Popsicle.

[Shadowsteel]

granted, but it is now stuck in pretty deep below your ribbon. Thats a bit of an odd place to put a popsicle :o

I wish for a fortress made of cake

[haikuoftears]

Granted, now you have to defend it from an army of fire ants with a gingerbread stick. Goodluck.

I wish for a very comfy bed.

[Shadowsteel]

Granted, you are now a very comfy bed, in a brothel

I wish for a great pile of shinies

[Sophyta]

Granted...

You now can't breathe because you were swimming too deep in your new shinies.

I wish to be seduced by someone hot....

[Galanthor]

which granted, you get the human torch after turning his flame on

Wish someone would snuggle me

[Sophyta]

Granted....

A woman or man comes into the room and sits beside you....You both snuggle all night long.....

I wish I had a Latina gf.

[RomeoFalls]

Granted but instead of one your get twenty.

I wish I was the God Father of the Italian Mafia.

[Sophyta]

Granted...

You get all the respect and other stuff that comes with the job.  But also the stress of living the dirty life...

(Thanks RomeoFalls)

I wish I had lots of energy

[RomeoFalls]

((Call me Romeo))
Granted now you can handle all twenty women.

I wish I had some vodka.

[Mudaline]

Granted, however it's mixed with outdated orange juice, becoming a sour, stale screwdriver...


I wish my internet connection didn't suck!  >_<

[abandoneddolly]

granted you have the fatest internet connection there is your cumputer however can not hold it and explodes

I wish for a tootsie pop

[Drivestort]

Granted, but you already ate it last week.


I wish... for nothing!

[DiverseDesires]

You are sucked into a void of nothingness with no way to return

I wish it didn't hurt so much where they pulled out my wisdom tooth today

[Lucius Cornelius]

Done, when they are in the middle with almost no paindo, the doctor go ill, you must return tomorrow to finsih


i wish that all the laundry i have to do is done right now

[kimbersee]

Wish granted. Your washing machine breaks down and ruins all your clothes. Your laundry is done for and you have to throw it all away.

I wish I was a billionaire so freaking bad.