Perverted Wishes

[Lucius Cornelius]

big thermonuclear war, after that, thew world sure rest in peace


i wish that no more hunger in the world

[Sophyta]

Granted.

Everyone eats til their stomachs burst and die...

I wish for my puppy to be mobile...(He bronzed)

[Acinonyx]

Granted. It now has wheels and a string to pull it by.

I wish my bed wasn't giving me a stiff back.

[Leo]

Granted. You've got me for a massage now  8-)

I wish I had a headache so I would have an excuse to go to bed.

[abandoneddolly]

granted your head is filled with a blinding pain

I wish my umm mounthly visitor would leave so I could get some sleep

[Sophyta]

Granted...

*I rub your tummy and all over making the aches and pains less, kiss your forehead and tell you things will be better.*  You don't have it no more and you get some rest...

I wish for a nice dragon..

[abandoneddolly]

aww thanks and since you were so nice

A little dragon egg falls out of the sky and lands at your feet, out of it hatches a baby dragon for you to raise and take care of

I wish my muse would come  back

[kimbersee]

your muse comes back and you write 10,000 pages of roleplay in 2 hours

I wish I wake up early tomorrow.

[Harley Quinn]

Granted!  You wake up early tomorrow by never going to bed.

I wish I could describe one thing, ten different ways.

[Lucius Cornelius]

Granted, you know only speak 10 obscure long forgotten lenguages .


I wish someone rubs my back now

[abandoneddolly]

granted rubs back

I wish I could go to sleep

[Sophyta]

Granted...

*gives you a warm glass of milk or some wine and you fall asleep on the couch and then I take you to your bed.*

Your welcome... ;D

I wish for some food for my dragon to bond with it..

[abandoneddolly]

granted  gives you a big chunck of meat

I wish I could concentrate

[Lucius Cornelius]

granted but you know can only concentrate in me


wish don't have drink so much

[abandoneddolly]

granted you never drink again and get dehydrated

I wish kids wernt so loud

[Lucius Cornelius]

granted we can never hard then again, so never will hear their laughs also.


i wish the dolly didn't make her previous wish

[Leo]

Granted, she wished you were dead and it was granted.

I wish I could be 25 in 80s...

[Lucius Cornelius]

back and then came after granted. so now you are 55 without any memories



wish to came back to 80's too!

[Leo]

Denied!  >:)

I wish I was Harley's neighbour :P

[abandoneddolly]

granted

but its a diffrent harely then you know.

I wish I could stay on the cumputer forever

[Lucius Cornelius]

Granted, you are now a doll in a computer in a sim's game, with no sex at all.


i wish it would be sunday again

[Harley Quinn]

I wish I was Harley's neighbour :P

Stalker!  :P


Granted!  It's Sunday again, but the same day repeats itself for the next ten years.

I wish it was Fall already.

[kimbersee]

Granted. Fall is here and now you are cold.

I wish for peace in the world.

[Sophyta]

Granted..

Now everyone is prego.  Everyone loves one another....In doing so all the STD's have now quadrupled.

I wish for a toaster...

[Lirliel]

Granted,

You get one but it doesn't work.

I wish for all the money in the world, in paper form, to be delivered to my house.