What the hell is wrong with parents?

Started by Blitzy, April 01, 2010, 04:15:09 PM

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Blitzy

One on One stories on hold currently. Apologies to my writing partners.

Lilias

The same kind who sign their kids up for pageants and modelling?
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

Double Os <> Double As (updated Mar 30) <> The Hoard <> 50 Tales 2024 <> The Lab <> ELLUIKI

Jude

Only the best parents ever.  Holy crap, I wish I had a kid so I could make them put on a production of that.

Noelle

I would pop out a kid right now for the sole purpose of putting them in that production.






I wish I were kidding.

Stan'

Scarface?  That's awesome.  Love the security "monitors" and popcorn!

Senti

Thats just wrong... on so many levels...


BenedictWolfe

This is so right! Props off to the people behind the production.

Ridcully

"Thank you, dear parents, for supporting our elementary school theatre project so much with your advice, time, effort and plastic weapons. I hope to see you all again in June, when we play out Natural Born Killers. And remember: We're still looking for a carpenter for our interpretation of Planet Terror."

Torch

Remember, there's no IQ minimum when it comes to procreation.
"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."  Sir Roger Bannister


Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

On's and Off's

Kate

after this production those parents sell their organs on the black market.


Question Mark

Hmm...  Verdict?

AWESOME!  And slightly disturbing.  Yet cute.  BUT STILL AWESOME!

LIAR