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Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Famous Last Words
« on: July 31, 2010, 02:26:32 PM »
Hey guys:
Pretty self-explanatory...
Post some famous last words....

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2010, 02:26:46 PM »
Hey guys, watch this!

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2010, 02:31:11 PM »
Honey, I've done this before.
Just keep the apple on your head.
*BAM*
Holy Shit!!!

Offline Sophyta

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2010, 02:57:23 PM »
Oh...*bleep*...Your a dragon!!!

Just something stupid I said.

Offline Tambit

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2010, 02:58:41 PM »
I don't need to read the instructions!

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2010, 02:59:01 PM »
Watch out for that......knife!
OOOOOooooooooohhhh!

Offline Sophyta

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2010, 03:02:04 PM »
Hey, is this thing on??  *Zap* death...

Offline Tambit

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2010, 03:03:18 PM »
Hey Ladies!  Look at what I can do...

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2010, 03:03:28 PM »
Hey, your sure'll work, right?

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2010, 03:04:30 PM »
CORRECTION:
You're sure this'll work, right?

Offline Tambit

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2010, 03:05:11 PM »
Is this supposed to be that color?

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2010, 03:05:47 PM »
Hey, go ahead man...
It wont hurt!

Offline Sophyta

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2010, 03:08:53 PM »
(Don't need that corrected eROC90j, it was a dumb character.)

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2010, 03:10:22 PM »
Aw shucks, your purty....
Your a girl, right?
(NEVER insult women...)

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2010, 03:27:12 PM »
Hey, making a beer run, be right back...

Offline Sophyta

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2010, 04:23:10 PM »
How do I open this thing?  *moves around and then splat*

Offline Mystique

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2010, 05:20:50 PM »
I know what I'm doing!

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2010, 05:40:36 PM »
What's that smell?

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2010, 05:42:55 PM »
Of course I have to cut the red wire.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2010, 06:10:41 PM »
I'll get it!!!

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2010, 03:56:40 PM »
No wait I will...

Offline Endorphin

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2010, 04:12:58 PM »
Just trust me, ok?

Offline Mystique

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2010, 01:26:36 AM »
It's easy! Here, let me...

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2010, 11:20:05 AM »
This doesn't look good.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2010, 11:46:28 AM »
What is the worse that could happen?

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2010, 12:17:58 PM »
Come on, what's the worst that could happen?

Offline Dunnuck

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2010, 05:03:30 AM »
Honey, I didn't have sex with her, honest!

My arm is numb...

Is this still good?

Hail hitler (XD)

Ala hoo akbar! (family guy joke)

This wont hurt a bit...

Hurry, go before the light turns red!

Offline Lucinda

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2010, 05:06:13 AM »
No its ok, its supposed to do that...

Offline Lucinda

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2010, 05:08:56 AM »
And when are you due sweetie?  (noooo she isn't pregnant!)

Offline Dunnuck

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2010, 05:09:44 AM »
Wait...is that a...no...nah, its not a-

Offline Dunnuck

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2010, 05:27:17 AM »
Oh here is a good one:

My fellow Americans! *gunshot*

*In north korea* Oh, me? I'm an American!

((disclaimer: I am indeed American. I mean no offene to myself))

Offline Lira

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2010, 08:51:00 AM »
Of course I turned the power off...

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2010, 08:55:58 AM »
*from an OLD tv commercial*

"I think we can beat that train kids"

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2010, 08:57:03 AM »
You really think you scare me with that thing?

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2010, 08:58:14 AM »
From Paranormal Activity:
No, honey; we'll call the professor in the morning...
Everything's alright...

Offline PanicAttack

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2010, 11:46:58 PM »
Hey guys! Watch this!

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2010, 05:20:22 PM »
Shit! This is going to hurt!

Offline Mystique

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2010, 07:21:07 PM »
The chord worked fine last time... ~Splat~

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2010, 05:11:59 PM »
don't light that match! Shit! I told you not to light it!

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2010, 06:32:52 AM »
I know, but I want to try it this way.

Offline eROC90jTopic starter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2010, 12:23:59 PM »
I donnot have to follow dees damn direck-shuns...
I know what the Fu-uck I"M doin...

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2010, 04:57:43 PM »
Wait, did that just...

Offline TiaMaria

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2010, 07:05:34 PM »
Of course I have to cut the red wire.

Michael, you miserable psycho! They're all red wires!

Offline Lira

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2010, 07:58:52 PM »
Hey, did you see th....."

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2010, 08:23:31 PM »
"We don't need a condom...I'm clean..."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2010, 08:24:47 PM »
What was that?

Offline TiaMaria

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2010, 12:33:23 PM »
Man, I'm glad it's finally over...

Offline Lucinda

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #47 on: August 16, 2010, 12:59:29 AM »
Just stand back, i'll take care of it...

Offline Drake Nightwing

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2010, 11:53:23 AM »
*upon viewing an approaching army and given the suggestion to retreat as they have begun to fire*
HA! Retreat? Are you joking? Those fools couldn't hit an ELEPHANT from this dist--!

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2010, 05:41:26 PM »
Yeah, but it didn't say to---

Offline Dunnuck

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2010, 04:37:48 AM »
Trust me, im an expert

Of course I have done this before...

Maybe its just my imagination

rules are made to be broken

Im not supposed to die...! (Doom movie)

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2010, 10:31:30 AM »
I don't think this is the right---

Offline Seara

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2010, 10:32:23 AM »
Of course I fixed it

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #53 on: August 17, 2010, 10:56:21 AM »
I don't remember that being there before.

Offline Lira

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #54 on: August 17, 2010, 11:19:37 AM »
"I am invinc.....!"

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #55 on: August 17, 2010, 11:37:53 AM »
Oh, bloody hell...

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #56 on: August 17, 2010, 11:40:39 AM »
"Where'd all these Indians come from?" George Armstrong Custer

Offline TiaMaria

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #57 on: August 17, 2010, 05:39:11 PM »
Why? Was it important?

Offline Drake Nightwing

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #58 on: August 17, 2010, 06:19:28 PM »
'Tis a far, far better place I go, than I have ever been before.
'Tis a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done before.

Offline TiaMaria

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #59 on: August 17, 2010, 06:20:56 PM »
Oops

Offline Lucinda

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2010, 12:25:47 AM »
I told you I was ill.

Offline Drake Nightwing

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #61 on: August 18, 2010, 01:59:24 AM »
"That's all, folks!"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #62 on: August 18, 2010, 10:20:56 PM »
"All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia..." W. C. Fields

Offline Hunter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #63 on: August 18, 2010, 10:21:51 PM »
"What does this button do?"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2010, 09:39:44 AM »
"Honey you feed the kids, I'll take care of the fishes..." An FBI mob informant to his wife...

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2010, 10:15:50 AM »
I thought you took care of that.

Offline Drake Nightwing

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #66 on: August 20, 2010, 03:47:48 PM »
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

or any variation thereof.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2010, 07:16:01 PM »
Did I just...

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2010, 07:18:03 PM »
Oh, isn't he such a cute puppy-wuppy...

Offline Drake Nightwing

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2010, 07:23:07 PM »
I knew I should have stayed in bed today...!

Offline TiaMaria

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2010, 03:58:54 PM »
And now, [insert hero name], you die! *Cue explosion or something to let the hero escape unharmed*

Offline LadyRaine

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2010, 06:35:32 PM »
"We will not die today!"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #72 on: August 23, 2010, 12:09:58 AM »
"I don't feel so good."

Offline Allvore

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #73 on: August 23, 2010, 02:46:40 AM »
I have an idea, I think it will work I saw it on a cartoon once.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #74 on: August 23, 2010, 03:58:37 AM »
"What train?"

Offline Dunnuck

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #75 on: August 23, 2010, 04:26:13 AM »
"What? Yeah, I loved The Last Airbender."

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #76 on: August 23, 2010, 04:54:48 AM »
Wait, if we just put these two together, it will--- Oh, shi---

Offline Allvore

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2010, 05:48:38 PM »
Well... if one believes that her puddin is dangerous then I imagine .....

*Running off with Harley*  I am not scared of him.

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2010, 05:52:08 PM »
here hold this beer while I drive

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2010, 07:50:26 PM »
"It's a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known."
Tale of Two Cities

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #80 on: August 29, 2010, 07:19:33 PM »
you missed your what?

Offline Hunter

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #81 on: August 29, 2010, 07:42:20 PM »

Offline LadySheikah

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #82 on: August 29, 2010, 08:19:34 PM »
What's the worse that can happen?

Offline peteythegreat

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #83 on: August 31, 2010, 05:56:55 AM »
"Look, it's me or the curtains...." - Oscar Wilde

Offline Polymorph

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #84 on: August 31, 2010, 06:26:54 AM »
Those damn rebels couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..... A union general, deriding some troops for sheltering from fire.

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2010, 03:16:20 PM »
if we make it thru this, I'm going to kill you!

Offline QuestioningMySanity

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #86 on: September 01, 2010, 06:45:03 PM »
"Yes, I know what I'm doing!"

"This tastes great!"

"Go on! You don't have the guts to shoot me!"

"S/He seems nice..."

"...this isn't going to end well."

Offline Polymorph

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #87 on: September 02, 2010, 02:06:07 AM »
You'll never take me alive.

Offline LadySheikah

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #88 on: September 02, 2010, 02:42:28 PM »
"Why is this box ticking?"

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #89 on: September 02, 2010, 03:54:23 PM »
you worry to much!

Offline TiaMaria

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #90 on: September 05, 2010, 03:13:44 PM »
"Ha! Missed!"

Offline Polymorph

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #91 on: September 05, 2010, 03:25:16 PM »
Butch Cassidy: Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.

Offline Astrofig

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #92 on: September 05, 2010, 06:21:04 PM »
"Hey, watch me use my scarf as a bungeee cord!"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #93 on: September 05, 2010, 09:29:18 PM »
"Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade."

- Crow from Firefly, right before Captain Tight-Pants kicks him into the engines

Offline LadySheikah

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #94 on: September 05, 2010, 09:37:34 PM »
"Let them eat Cake!"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #95 on: September 05, 2010, 09:38:58 PM »
"Do you want to live forever?"

- Valkarie in the Conan Movie

Offline LadySheikah

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #96 on: September 05, 2010, 09:41:41 PM »
"Do you want to live forever?"

- Valkarie in the Conan Movie

"Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?"

Sergeant Major Daniel Joseph "Dan" Daly (November 11, 1873 April 27, 1937) U.S. Marines. Charging the Germans during the Battle of Belleau Wood in World War One.

He said it first :P lol
« Last Edit: September 05, 2010, 09:43:24 PM by LadySheikah »

Offline Astrofig

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #97 on: September 05, 2010, 10:49:15 PM »
"Don't worry, I saw this in a movie!"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #98 on: September 05, 2010, 11:02:27 PM »
Good to know LadySheikah.  :)

O.K., that didn't work.  Let's try the red wire.

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #99 on: September 06, 2010, 10:11:56 AM »
are you sure this is going to work?

Offline Siegfried

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #100 on: September 08, 2010, 05:14:06 PM »
Did you hear something?

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #101 on: September 08, 2010, 05:16:44 PM »
What did I tell you?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #102 on: September 14, 2010, 07:51:09 AM »
(During a safety prodecures demonstration.)  "Now what ever you do don't do this..."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #103 on: September 14, 2010, 08:55:13 AM »
Butch Cassidy: Wait a minute... you didn't see Lefors out there did you?
The Sundance Kid: Lefors? No, why?
Butch Cassidy: Thank God. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.

Offline Spice

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #104 on: September 14, 2010, 09:08:33 AM »
The old revolutionary Pancho Villa lay on his  death bed. Suddenly he spoke in a broken whisper. Those watching fell silent wanting to hear the old revolutionary's last bit of wisdom. His eldest son leaned close to catch his father's words, which more or less were,

"I can't think of anything to say. Make something up."

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #105 on: September 17, 2010, 01:09:25 AM »
Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.  (Oh snap, getting all serious and stuff....  What the crap?)

Offline sartracker

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #106 on: September 17, 2010, 10:48:23 PM »
did you tell anyone?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2010, 11:54:46 PM »
So anyway, I was watching this movie called The Crying Game and shit man!  Your never gonna guess how it ended!

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #108 on: February 08, 2012, 11:13:38 PM »
Oh come on.. I've use a hairdryer all the time in the bath! That just happens in movies!

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2012, 06:06:54 AM »
Of course its safe the safety catch is on

Offline Avis habilis

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2012, 03:10:12 PM »
Oh, I don't believe that ever actually happens.

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #111 on: February 09, 2012, 03:24:17 PM »
Hey, look what I found in the attic.. an old Ouija board!

Offline Hefftcinchsak

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #112 on: March 13, 2012, 11:20:36 AM »
I'll race ya?!

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #113 on: March 14, 2012, 05:56:05 PM »
I'm Gonna Kill YOU!!!

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #114 on: March 14, 2012, 06:11:58 PM »
"I do."   

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #115 on: March 14, 2012, 06:19:59 PM »
Aww, are you hur-

Offline Anesa

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #116 on: March 14, 2012, 07:11:21 PM »
"May I pet the bull with the big horns?"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #117 on: March 14, 2012, 07:56:05 PM »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO What does THIS button DO?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #118 on: March 15, 2012, 10:38:40 AM »
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #119 on: March 15, 2012, 01:37:43 PM »
Looking both ways before you cross the street is over rated. Watch!

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #120 on: March 17, 2012, 07:05:58 PM »
Awww.. how cute! Looks like some kind of tiny lizard thing. Here.. yeah.. come here, little guy..

Offline WildCat

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #121 on: March 23, 2012, 06:53:12 PM »
Mordred isn't _really_ a vampire. I'm sure I'll be perfectly safe.

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #122 on: March 23, 2012, 08:24:54 PM »
Whoa.. the pulse in that WildCat does indeed have a crazy beat.. but surely it's safe for my simple thirsts..

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #123 on: March 23, 2012, 11:18:56 PM »
(phone call) Hey it's me, could you ----   

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #124 on: March 23, 2012, 11:42:12 PM »
Saw this one in a cheap comic book (a man gets kicked in the groin, and gasps). The combo of real words with the way the grunt is transcribed is funny:


"He is YOU-U-UNNNNGHHHH!"

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #125 on: March 24, 2012, 01:32:02 AM »
Ok.. just to make sure.. You sure you cut the power off?

Offline Veluux

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #126 on: March 24, 2012, 04:25:21 AM »
Dude trust me, the power is off. Look, I'll even put my hand on the the transistor and show you.

Offline Deva

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #127 on: March 26, 2012, 02:20:13 PM »
I'm sure it was just water. (<- not a deadly occurence but something that happened to me quite .. memorably soo kinda counting. juicy acid.)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #128 on: March 29, 2012, 02:02:20 PM »
*the little voice in the head*
Ok.. hit the send button. Do it. Do it! Doooooooo it!!!

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #129 on: March 29, 2012, 03:01:45 PM »
You're the only human being in my entire life that ever gave me hope...Doc Holiday on his death bed (Tombstone)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #130 on: March 30, 2012, 10:04:06 AM »
I told you bastards I was sick.. Apparently the words on Spike Milligan's tombstone.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #131 on: March 30, 2012, 10:05:33 AM »
(during a parachute lesson) Oh, I was suppose to pull the blue cord........

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #132 on: March 30, 2012, 10:23:56 AM »
*bungy jumping off a cliff* oh was that yellow rope meant to go on my ankles?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #133 on: March 31, 2012, 07:41:02 AM »
Are you sure this thing is safe?

Offline Mordred

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #134 on: March 31, 2012, 08:05:26 AM »
Listen.. first the yellow wire, then the red! Here, give me, I'll do it.

Offline athenaspupil

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #135 on: March 31, 2012, 05:19:02 PM »
Its only a little fog. Theres nothing to worry about

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #136 on: April 01, 2012, 08:11:33 AM »
I promise I will repay the insurance tomorrow

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #137 on: April 01, 2012, 08:14:47 AM »
"Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #138 on: April 01, 2012, 08:44:52 AM »
Va bene, va bene, arrivo. Aspettate un momento

Ok Ok I am coming, just give me a minute.

[Pope Alexander VI, born as Rodrigo Borgia.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #139 on: April 01, 2012, 07:42:35 PM »
I enjoyed doing it.

Offline Belle33

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #140 on: April 01, 2012, 07:45:03 PM »
How bad can it be?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #141 on: April 04, 2012, 01:58:12 PM »
You did say the green button.....right?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #142 on: April 04, 2012, 02:14:49 PM »
Maybe they only had one rocket

Lawrence Beeter, WWII British soldier who was taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.


Offline Sasquatch421

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #143 on: April 07, 2012, 11:34:16 PM »
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #144 on: April 10, 2012, 12:06:34 PM »
You said hit the gas right?!

Offline MadDog86

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #145 on: April 11, 2012, 12:16:06 PM »
Aww, aren't you a cute little stingray? Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #146 on: April 11, 2012, 12:25:42 PM »
"Why won't you die already"

"I'm going to kill you"

"Then get on with it and stop bleeding all over the place would ya"

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #147 on: April 13, 2012, 07:06:18 AM »
"Heart attack? Are you insane? Just give me some damn antacids and something to kill the pain in my arm and let me go home!"

(direct quote from the 26 year old man, right before cussing out all of us in the ER, signing himself out AMA [Against Medical Advice] and collapsing in the parking lot. They lost him during the emergency triple bypass.)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #148 on: April 13, 2012, 11:51:51 AM »
"I will think about it tomorrow." Scarlett in Gone with the Wind

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #149 on: April 13, 2012, 07:06:17 PM »
"Those aliens.. they're here to help! They're here to Serve Man. Yeah, I'll accept the invite."
- To Serve Man, Twilight Zone.. (where.. To Serve Man.. was actually the alien's recipe book)

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #150 on: April 13, 2012, 10:51:44 PM »
"Heart attack? Are you insane? Just give me some damn antacids and something to kill the pain in my arm and let me go home!"
(direct quote from the 26 year old man, right before cussing out all of us in the ER, signing himself out AMA [Against Medical Advice] and collapsing in the parking lot. They lost him during the emergency triple bypass.)
  *hugs Nurse* Ah, to work the ER again.  ;)

But, but, he told me to do it! *blinks*

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #151 on: April 14, 2012, 06:25:15 PM »
"Take me to your leader or I'll kill him with this gun!"

-some British sci-fi actor singled this out as one of the dumbest lines he had ever found in his script: the character was standing outside his space capsule facing a band of alien green men, and waving some sort of rotating-disk gun without any obvious aperture in it.  :D

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #152 on: April 20, 2012, 03:35:17 PM »
*Puts someone in the sleeper position.*
You're sure I'll wake back up?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #153 on: April 20, 2012, 06:27:36 PM »
So...about that big red button?  You did want me to push it, ...right?

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #154 on: April 21, 2012, 09:01:31 AM »
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
Mr. Wilde died at the age of 46 and was an inspiration. He lived his life as he faced his death, with courage, humor and wit.

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Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #155 on: April 21, 2012, 10:21:41 AM »
That's it then.

Offline Sasquatch421

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #156 on: April 26, 2012, 12:47:15 PM »
This tiger is tame right?

Offline Phil66666

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #157 on: April 26, 2012, 01:33:12 PM »
Don't worry, they're MAGIC mushrooms.

Offline Malthas

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #158 on: April 26, 2012, 01:46:08 PM »
Give me poutine or give me death!

In that order.

Offline Phil66666

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #159 on: April 26, 2012, 03:40:11 PM »
Cut the red wire. The red wire! Sorry I meant the gree

Offline Sasquatch421

Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #160 on: April 26, 2012, 05:56:55 PM »
Yes dear, your butt does look big in those jeans.