1001 Things not to say to your Boss

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Nico

"I'm heaving a headache" ~laughs~ She would make fun of me. ~snickers~ And call me a girl or something. All in good fun, of course!

Hotaru37

Now you want me to get a money loan for the register.  I told you five minutes ago that it looked like you were getting low.
"All who wander are not lost."  Some just enjoy the adventure of seeking the unknown.  ^^                

Ons and Offs/A/A's/My Rabbit Hole

Luther

That's a nice suit! What time is your court appearance?

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Autumn52

I have a list:

1. Kiss my ass
2. Do you even try to comb your hair?
3. Do you have any friends? Because if you did someone should tell you that you are a real asshat.
4. How did you get this job anyway? I know it wasn't your intellegence
5. You voice is so annoying, could you just not talk?

Ok thats all for now.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Hotaru37

Would you like to repeat that I couldn't hear your meaning through your screaming the first time.
"All who wander are not lost."  Some just enjoy the adventure of seeking the unknown.  ^^                

Ons and Offs/A/A's/My Rabbit Hole

Luther

I'll remember that next time I'm demonstrating 'scissors' to your mom!

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Jazra

Ons & Offs
Absences

Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

Charisma

It's your turn to take the garbage out...

Nico

My creativity is in the gutter today.

Charisma


Jazra

Wow, I never realized how easy it was to file a claim for unpaid overtime.
Ons & Offs
Absences

Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

Belle33


Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Laverna

Now, are you angry because I screwed up, or because I screwed up at your job, which you're too stupid/lazy/incompetent to do?

Nico

I hate your boots. (I think she's rip me a new one if I'd say that. ~laughs~)

Luther

There was no space in the car park so I left my monster truck ontop of your Prius  >:)

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+   Apologies/Absences   +   My Roleplays
+   Veteran of Rise and Fall Siggie Wars I & II

Belle33


Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Villain

If you strike me down I'll become more powerful than you could ever possibly imagine

Seara

You know that mysterious stain on your couch? Yeah that was me

Mayakterra

It's not fair! You just sit there and I do all the work!

(...And no, gutter fairies, that has nothing to do with sex)

Acid Lips

You cannot fire me!!! I am sleeping with your boss!!!