Wish granting gone wrong!

[haikuoftears]

Gran---oh wait. NO! I am on strike! -grabs the magic lamp's lid then slams it shut-

I wish for someone who will make love to me all night long. o.o

[Creshnagarine]

You are strapped to a cold steel table.

It is dark or you are blind.

All is silent or maybe you are deaf.

But you can feel and it is intense.

The sun rises you are naked in a cornfield.




I wish I could talk to my dog.

[haikuoftears]

ooo alien abduction. >_> Anyway.

Granted. You are now a dachshund. Good boy -hands biscuit-


I wish for a jaguar.

[Selene]

Granted, a black jaguar leaps from the air and proceeds to maul everyone in the surrounding area...the name tag around said kitty's neck lands you in trouble as it is your rampant kitty cat...have fun explaining that to the authorities!

I wish for all the music in the world

[Galanthor]

granted, but you now hear every music on the world, including me singing under the shower, which will shouly make you wish you could rip your ears off

i wish for someone who wuvs me

[Creshnagarine]

Elmer Fudd kneels before you.

"I wuv you, as much as I wuv hunting wabbits."


I wish that love ruled the world.

[haikuoftears]

Granted. Now the antichrist named "Love" rules the world. Thank you. ~___~


I wish for love.

[Selene]

Love the Antichrist knocks on your door and makes himself at home.

I wish for my balloons last forever.

[haikuoftears]

Ah be still my heart *loves Love*

>_>;;;

Granted, now your balloons outlive you, and the world.

I wish for a cookie.

[Tenda]

Your wish is my command! An enormous cookie falls from the sky and lands on your car crushing it..

I wish for a warm bed at night (my feet are always so cold!)

[Hitori]

Wish granted, the moment the sun sets your bed starts on fire.

I wish for more cashews!

[Tenda]

Your wish is my command! Everything you touch becomes a cashew!

I wish for a second birthday

[Hitori]

wish granted, you are born all over again on June 13th of every year.

I wish my batteries lasted longer

[Anony Mouse]

In order to extend the life of your batteries they were made from radioactive material. The upside: you have the battery life of a small nuclear reactor. Downside: your children will now actually have a third leg.

I wish I were successful in all my endeavors. Ha!

[Creshnagarine]

Congratulations.


You are now approved for full access to Elliquiy.
You will also be receiving a reward for outstanding role play.


I do apologize however, I am a genie not a god.




I wish that I find an outstanding role playing partner.

[DiverseDesires]

Granted

Your partner is SO outstanding you feel more an more unskilled, until you stop posting because you are now so insecure about your own talents.

******

I wish all my cakes would rise perfectly

[Creshnagarine]

<poof>




A new magic stove replaces your old model and now your cakes always rise beautifully....
However upon taking the cake from the oven it falls flat.






I wish for a new pool motor since mine broke.

[Zelric Miras]

Granted but it is too strong and it sucks you in and you die from drowning.

I wish for an invisible micro-elephant

[Diablerie]

You wish for a hot woman in a micro top? *Flashes*

I wish...to have a chocolate lollipop now!

[Zelric Miras]

*¬*

You wish for a hot woman in a micro top? *Flashes*

*flicks hands* Done, but it melts before it reaches your lips.

I wish for a micro machines transformer.

[Diablerie]

*Pouts*

Done but they are defective  :P

I wish for rain!

[Zelric Miras]

Granted! But it is chocolate rain and the ants swarm the streets.

I wish for an harem!

[Diablerie]

Granted! But their all guys!  ::)

I wish for a male harem.

[Zelric Miras]

Granted but they are gay.

I wish for an army of rabid squirrels!

[TheWhiteEmperor]

Your wish.. Has been granted! No really, it has.. But the squirrels are quadraplegic.

I wish for my wish to have nothing wrong with it.