So two black guys walk into a bar

[Inkidu]

Red Bull tastes like carbonated cough syrup to me, but that's hilarious!

[ShrowdedPoet]

Red Bull tastes like carbonated cough syrup to me, but that's hilarious!

. . .*eyes get big*  I like red bull but the stuff that takes the cake. . .LOST!!!!  *misses the unhealthy stuff that's gonna send her to hell faster* 

[Apple of Eris]

I hate red bull commercials. Everytime i hear 'red bull gives you wings' all I can think about are maxipads made by redbull.

[Inkidu]

I hate red bull commercials. Everytime i hear 'red bull gives you wings' all I can think about are maxipads made by redbull.

Well if they made tampons that would be an interesting way to get the caffeine into your system.

[Bliss]

Well if they made tampons that would be an interesting way to get the caffeine into your system.

How bizarre. And inexplicably clever. A caffeine suppository in my junk... *ponder*

[Inkidu]

How bizarre. And inexplicably clever. A caffeine suppository in my junk... *ponder*

Um, Bliss. Suppositories go in the other hole, and no you don't eat them...  :P :-X ;D

[Bliss]

I was trying to make a general kinship between the two objects, since the sort of thing you suggested would be releasing caffeine into the body like a suppository does for drugs.

And to try to rerail this a little - do you think they'd sell them in a bar, in a pack along with some vodka? XD

[Revolverman]

Well, if you drink with your... ahem backside, you get drunk MUCH faster

[Inkidu]

How does that work? Sure I mean... Oh never mind alcohol enema... XP

[Revolverman]

How does that work? Sure I mean... Oh never mind alcohol enema... XP

the large intestines absorb alcohol directly into the blood, unlike the small intestines.

[Oniya]

the large intestines absorb alcohol directly into the blood, unlike the small intestines.

Terribly easy to get alcohol poisoning that way - plus it eliminates the ability to taste the drink.   ;)

[Revolverman]

Terribly easy to get alcohol poisoning that way - plus it eliminates the ability to taste the drink.   ;)

VERY easy. don't try it


and thats true too, but i HATE the taste of alcohol anyway.

[Inkidu]

the large intestines absorb alcohol directly into the blood, unlike the small intestines.

Yes I know how suppositories work but I wondered how it would stay up there although if you soaped the guys beer he'd get the trots really fast.