Corrupt a wish

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Backdraft

Granted! But now you can’t find your screwdriver or drill.

I wish I could convince myself to work less than 100 hours a week.

solkar

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Quote from: Backdraft on July 12, 2023, 09:48:41 PM
Granted! But now you can’t find your screwdriver or drill.
It worked, thank you so much! Secretly kept the screwdriver though ;)

Quote from: Backdraft on July 12, 2023, 09:48:41 PM
I wish I could convince myself to work less than 100 hours a week.

Granted, but people got used to you doing all that work and now it starts piling up.



Edit because I forgot to make a new wish:

I wish I had enough time for all the things I need to do.

Backdraft

Oh no! My poor patients! Good thing mutual aid exists! XD

Granted! But you only have time for the things you need to do, not for the things you want to do.  >:)

I wish house chores were fun.

Merry Gentry

Granted! they are so much fun you want to do nothing else.  You do your chores, neighbors chores, family's chores! Everyone's!  you have no time for anything else.

I wish I could read minds
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

SaintSicaire

Granted! But you can't turn it off and apparently everybodies inner voice sounds like Gilbert Gottfried. Enjoy.

I wish I had more space in my bookshelf.
"Nideriu minne heizet diu sô swachet
    daz der lîp nâch kranker liebe ringet"

~Walther von der Vogelweide, german minstrel (1220)


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Backdraft

Granted! But the extra space is always just a smidge too small for any book you want to put in it!

I wish dogs lived as long as humans.

LunaEternal

Granted, the lifespan of humans has been dropped to match that of dogs.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

Rabbit

Quote from: LunaEternal on August 10, 2023, 10:54:54 AM
I wish I was a shapeshifter.


Granted, you are now a shapeshifter. Or at least, your shape is shifting, growing ever bigger, ever expanding until you float up into the atmosphere as stratospheric aerosols, permanently cooling the environment, but also resulting in massive famine as your presence in the atmosphere alters the seasonal monsoon rains. Students in school are taught your name as the greatest shapeshifter in history who semi-sort of saved the planet.


I wish I still managed a small, independent bookstore within walking distance of my home.

Silvered Sutures

Granted, it's being foreclosed for poor maintenance however.

I wish I could see with my eyes closed.
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Pink Duct Tape

Wish Granted, but you can only see with the bottom of your toes.

I wish I could have Indian food today.