Why are you going to hell?

Started by Captain Maltese, December 22, 2010, 05:48:15 PM

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HannibalBarca

Because I'm an atheist, 'nuff said.
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AmberStarfire

To set the people free who don't deserve to be there.


TaintedAndDelish


I'm going to hell because of all the kittens that have dropped dead as a result of my chronic masturbating.  \o/


Phantomhive

Ok so heaven dont want me, my names never going to be on that list but Satan loves me and would be disappointed if I didn't make my way down below.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Chi

Because my cooking is sinfully delicious
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AmberStarfire

Because I'm the kind of person who would decide it needs new management.


Phantomhive

Heaven clearly does not want me and all my friends are sinners nuff said.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Chi

God didn't like my renovation ideas
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Phantomhive

Satan enjoys renovating with innovative ideas lol
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Captain Maltese

Because I have scores to settle.

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Phantomhive

Quote from: Captain Maltese on January 26, 2016, 03:00:57 PM
Because I have scores to settle.

If that is the case, I will meet ya down there, if you can't find me, do us a favour and start without me... lol
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Autumn52

Quote from: Captain Maltese on January 26, 2016, 03:00:57 PM
Because I have scores to settle.

Don't we all?

OT: Because I have lost the ability to be trusting. I miss that.
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TaintedAndDelish


I'm going to Hell because that's the one place where the Jehovas and Mormons will not knock on my damn door.




Phantomhive

I gave my soul to a demon why would he eat it if I was going to heaven?

Quote from: TaintedAndDelish on February 02, 2016, 05:11:22 PM
I'm going to Hell because that's the one place where the Jehovas and Mormons will not knock on my damn door.

I love that so well answered lmao.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Chi

~~~ Language is my canvas, and words are my palette. Wanna finger paint?  ~~~

Phantomhive

I am relocating from heaven.... to Hell.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Nico


Oniya

*eyes Nic's personal text*

Ah, l'ange déchu?

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.  ;)
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Nico

Quote from: Oniya on February 19, 2016, 09:46:37 AM
*eyes Nic's personal text*

Ah, l'ange déchu?

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.  ;)
~snickers~ Too true.

Because...Even Satan disguses himself as an angel of light.

See! I so will go to hell. Upper Management, probably. Kinda. Sorta.  XD

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Cyndain

Because that's where all the cool kids hang out.

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For helping Nic with his

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Because FA is an addiction that can not truly be enjoyed in heaven.

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Because I would rather rule in hell than be a slave in heaven.

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