Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Jebble212

Granted, but it's a wheat penny.




I wish for a Red Rider BB gun.

cptBacon

Granted, but you shoot your eye out. AND the compass in the stock is broken.

I wish for a cure to my Reese's Pieces anal geyser.
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Belle33

Granted.  *hands over a butt plug*  You might want to clean that hourly.

I wish I could make it stop raining.

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Randall Flagg

Granted. You now live in a desert wasteland life as you know it is forever changed, wars are waged and water is now the most valuable substance on the planet.

I wish cptBacon's butt plug didn't work. (*snorts* anal geyser)

Jclaymore

Granted, but you are forced to clean the mess

I wish I knew what to wish...

beanhollow

Granted that you knew what to wish for a moment, but then...you forgot.

I wish that I didn't run into traffic during the rush hour.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Now you get to walk in it.

I wish to cause the apocalypse!
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Randall Flagg

Granted. You are now the antichrist.

I wish to live through the apocalypse and come out on top at the end.

Daoine Sidhe

Perfect.  Your wish is granted, you are on the top of a pile of zombie corpses - and you die immediately after the apocalypse ends.  Excellent work!

I wish to command and control all these zombies!
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Randall Flagg

Granted. You now command a world made up only of zombies.

I wish ... uhm.
Crap I think all my wishes have been fulfilled.

I guess I wish to start all over again.

Daoine Sidhe

Yay!  New world!  Wish granted.  A brand-damn-new world has been established!  Everyone that was alive prior to the onset of the apocalypse is alive again!  And, they're not zombies!  However, the world is now owned and run by me.  So... thanks.  ;D

I wish to create a new gender.
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cptBacon

Granted. A single perfect humanoid creature is created. Everyone on new-Earth is awed by it. Unfortunately, it has no way to reproduce. It lives a long, lonely life cursing the name Daoine Sidhe.

I wish for one uncorruptable wish.
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Randall Flagg

Granted. Your one wish is not able to be corrupted, you are only limited to wish for things that you can do for yourself, within your own means, and are willing to do for yourself.

I wish my genie was the blue genie from Aladdin.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Your wish to have an un-corruptable wish was not corrupted.  You will never be able to have such a wish again.
Granted.  However, since he was freed from servitude, and is only loyal to Aladdin and his friends, the genie ignores all of your wishes and simply gives you fake balloon animals that are actually just him in disguise.

I wish to genetically alter the perfect humanoid creature so that it can reproduce asexually, without altering its overall perfection in any way.
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Randall Flagg

Granted. It soon overpopulates the world and everything in it. And it still hates its maker.

I wish my balloon animals to at least be cute.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  They look like me.  :P

I wish to further genetically alter the perfect humanoids to control their minds, and to use them for world domination!  Oh wait... I already dominate the new world.  Um...  well, I still wish to control their minds...
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cptBacon

Granted. Your mind control lasts for 30 seconds. The new subrace, now united under the common thread of hatred for their creator, rises up in global revolt. They start popping balloon animals in effigy.

I wish to escape the ensuing carnage.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You are now a balloon animal that is not shaped like me.

I wish for the second apocalypse.
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seffer

Granted. An apocalypse ensued... somewhere in Pluto.

I wish for a third world war to happen!

cptBacon

Granted. I know not with what weapons it is fought, but I do know the new humanoids are nearly annihilated.

I wish to not be a balloon anymore.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You were turned into one of the new humanoids just before their near-annihilation.  You are all that's left.

I wish for a cupcake.
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Batman4560

Granted but it is rock hard.

I wish for a more adventurous wife.
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Daoine Sidhe

Hm.  Cupcake... weapon.  I can work with this.

Granted!  She's so adventurous, she wears you out in minutes!

I wish for your wife.  ;)
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Batman4560

Granted, sadly she is not into women in the slightest.

I wish for you- ;)
Status: Stepping away for a while.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted, but I spend more time seducing your wife to the dark side.

I wish for a lightsaber!
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