Explain A Film Plot Badly

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Thor Ragnarok

A devastatingly sexy God is burdened with a glorious purpose. While you wish is to burden him with an even MORE glorious purpose!

Argyros

Post-Apocalyptic Polar Express

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Snowpiercer
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GabeTheKid

A determined robot tries to stop a dude from conceiving himself.

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Terminator

CaptainErotica

Two Good Old Boys with the help of their slutty cousin, dirty old uncle get on a local sheriff’s last nerve and make Boss Hogs time as mayor a living hell. After kidnapping two college chicks they destroy half the Atlanta PD Police Cruisers during a high speed chase they ends with them ruining annual Hazzard Ralley.

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Dukes of Hazzard

GabeTheKid

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Dukes of Hazzard

The real plot: A legendary car makes sick noises

Argyros

Daughter becomes ill and develops a bad attitude.

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The Exorcist
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Kurogane

Boy meets girl. Girl kicks ass on boy's enemies.

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Let the Right One In

Argyros

A man convinces a room full of people to say no.

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12 Angry Men
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Argyros

Math Damon

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Good Will Hunting
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CaptainErotica

A riveting documentary detailing a complete and true history of the world. Filled with facts and true stories that call into question all the things you learned in history class.

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History of the World part 1&2.

Nico

This happens when one takes the wrong pills.

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The Matrix

Argyros

Nice Guy: The Musical

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Phantom of the Opera
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rpguy37

Long, boring , wet

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Waterworld



Long, boring, dry

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Dances With Wolves
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Deamonbane

A man and his dogs embark on a mission of redemption and recovery after the man's wife dies.

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John Wick Series.
Angry Sex: Because it's Impolite to say," You pissed me off so much I wanna fuck your brains out..."

Phantomhive

Kids find and play a not so ordinary game
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Jumanji
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

clonkertink

An unexpected pregnancy results in complications:

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Alien.



Phantomhive

Kids find a game and choose characters to find themselves as the characters they chose and a quest to save humanity begins.

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Jumanji: Welcome to the jungle.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Argyros

Doesn't have a single thing to do with the game it's based off of.

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Dungeons and Dragons
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Phantomhive

Mechanical robot comes from the future to kill someone important. Fails.

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Terminator
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Argyros

Tall, burly swimmer uses his mouth to finish off a few heads.

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Godzilla: King of the Monsters
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Phantomhive

A noble and his butler solve a mystery on a cruiser.

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Black Butler Book of Atlantic.
There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.

Lady Shadow

Meg Griffin and Magic Mike save the universe....in a really BAD movie.

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Jupiter Ascending
Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
Ambition is like a V8 engine.
~Elvis Presley~

clonkertink

A kid goes to great lengths to get accepted into Harvard.

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DOPE



Lady Shadow

No one ends up putting Baby in the Corner.

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Dirty Dancing
Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over.
Ambition is like a V8 engine.
~Elvis Presley~

Phantomhive

Humanity's last days on earth. Can one man save us all?

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I am Legion.

There is no hiding who you are, legacy or curse all means the same thing to a Phantomhive. He will find me and remind me of my obligations and I guess I had a good run, because I know he will find me. In the end you can't escape who you are and yet one keeps trying until  thoughts become reality.