Ask the person above you out

Started by darkvamplips, May 03, 2009, 04:52:51 AM

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Psyche

Legionary, have you seen Apocalyptica? I have an extra ticket

TheLegionary

I think someone has already told me about that group. :)

Psyche

Does that mean you will take me up on the ticket?

TheLegionary

* nods *

Have you ever been to a brothel before?

Psyche


DarkAngel


Sunshiner

Want find a place where you can spread your wings?

Autumn52

Ummm...I was wondering if you would like to show me some body art????
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

Hey, Xandi.

Wanna go see District 9 with me?

<3
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Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

MMM I would love to

Wanna go see my new apartment after the movie
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

Ons and Offs
Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

Red Wine please it is the nectar of the god of Love

When we get to my place I wonder if you could help me with a little itch I can't seem to scratch
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

By all means.

Because I also brought a back-scratcher!
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I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

Thanks

Would you like a piece of chocolate cake, I don't have any plates but you can eat it off of me
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

I shall.

Can I also pour chocolate syrup on you and clean it up with fresh strawberries?
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I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

Can I have a strawberry too!!!!

Would you like to go to the end of the hall, I would like to show you a new piece of furniture I just bought
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

Of course you can.

New furniture? Of course!
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Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

Would you like to test out the mattress on my new four poster bed
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

Ons and Offs
Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

Take your shoes off, no shoes on the bed, and while your at it go ahead and get comfortable, I think I will
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

Ons and Offs
Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

Would you like to watch some adult films while we eat our strawberries
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

I would.

Once I get authenticateeeed.
Ons and Offs
Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.

Autumn52

HUH???

How would you like a nice hot soak in my garden tub
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Starkweather

Ons and Offs
Please add me on LastFM!

I could have made these excuses in my sleep,
As if anyone had doubted them at all.
But if we arm Eritrea then we won't have to pay her
And everyone can go home.