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Started by MiaFire, September 22, 2011, 10:39:47 PM

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MiaFire

Okay, simple game really. A little exercising for our Muses between rp posts or games. Post a headlining news story about the avi above you.

As an example to start.....

[you] will be starring in the movie To watch the grapes grow. This movie features two hours of watching the vines grow and be harvested for wine making. Come see [you] in it! Coming to theaters near you!

This can be as short or long as you like. Enjoy!!
In the darkness of the mind and the shadows of imagination...
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Kazuume

This Just In:
Miafire was arrested last night when she was found wandering the streets naked except for tall leather boots.  A source said she had been out partying and forgot her clothing when she decided it was time to leave.  Riiiiight.  Sources close to the young woman said she was prone to memory laps when it came to her clothing.  Police are holding her in a cell over night in cuffs much to her enjoyment.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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MiaFire

Plot Uncovered!!!!

Kazuume has been exposed as being the mastermind to the plot for justice against all male assholes of the world. The gorgeous, flirty bombshell was found planning to lure male assholes with a teasing invitation of just what she could 'do' with a bazooka for their 'viewing enjoyment'. Once the man was sitting on the chair and watching her on the bed and ready for the show, the chair would have cuffs extend to wrap around 6 points, both wrists, both ankles, neck and their own personal little 'bazookas' and electrocute until charred. The world mourns for the loss of such an opportunity for world peace!!
In the darkness of the mind and the shadows of imagination...
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Dovel

Thief Captured!

In a remarkable work of bravery local police apprehended the person responsible for stealing over a million words of the English language. The person, authorities have only identified as MiaFire, used those words to create something referred to as a Book.

Officials have confiscated all these Books and are in the process of having them destroyed. Though our sources were not allowed to view them we were told they promoted such acts as free thinking, creativity and the expansion of one's mind. I am not afraid to tell you that this reporter is happy to see those things destroyed.
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Robelwell202

This Just In!

In a staggering turn of events, Dovel still refuses to get a haircut.  Officials close to the barber shop in question still have nothing to go on, since Dovel has absolutely no intention of reducing the length of a single folical on his head.

Some of you may remember when Dovel refused some time ago, causing absolutely no international tension, and resutling in absolutely no national crisis.  The Federal Government was not informed, and the National Guard was not deployed to function as crowd control.  No high-ranking politicians or Hoillywood actors were asked for their opinio, either.

As of now, Dovel remains, as one spectator called him, 'One o' those long-hair types'.

(Film At 11)
Mal:  "Define 'interesting'."
Wash:  "Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die?"

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