Would you like me if I.....

[Princeoflight]

Nah.

Would you like me if I congratulated you on being approved ?

[Mihkul]

Most definitely!

Would you like me if I told you I was secretly an elf?

[Asphodel Terrarium]

Yes.

Would you like me if I told you I have a pet dragon?

[Mikem]

Cool, yeah but really what type of Dragon. The smaller person sized that can be a pet, or the huge "I'm gonna eat everything you love" type.

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Would you like me, if I came to your door and just poured my heart out to you in the rain?

[Autumn52]

Yes, but the minute I opened the door I would know exactly what was wrong and hug you while you talked and got things off your chest.

Would you like me if I read your future without permission?

[Mihkul]

Yes....you could do anything you'd like

Would you like me if I told you I was a reality TV fanatic?

[Autumn52]

Sure, I like some reality TV

would you like me if I decided to be on one of those tv shows?

[Mihkul]

Oh so much.

Would you like me if I cooked you dinner?

[Asphodel Terrarium]

Yes. And especially if your food is delicious. Otherwise, I still would appreciate your efforts. I am not a picky eater anyway, but I would recommend you to at least make the food soft (by adding water); I don't like dry and hard food.

Would you like me if I give you a calendar planner for Christmas?

[DrippingWords4562]

No. That's boring and unoriginal and says nothing about what you know about me as a person. Wait, you know nothing about me as a person. So it says everything about what you know about me as a person. What a wonderful and thoughtful gift!

Would you like me if I regifted something you gave me to someone else who was in dire need of it?

[Cyclops]

Yes

Would you like me if I refused to beat you, even when you asked really nicely?

[Belle33]

No...I mean.. if a girl asks nicely ...

...if I tattooed a dragon somewhere naughty?

[DrippingWords4562]

On yourself? Yeah, I appreciate body art.

Would you like me if I licked your cheek unexpectedly?

[Belle33]

Depends which cheek.

Would you like me if I borrowed your shirt and tie to lounge around the house in?

[DrippingWords4562]

Only if you wore nothing else.

Would you like me if I woke you up to the smell of frying bacon?

[Belle33]

Yes! Who doesn't like bacon?

Would you like me if I distracted you and the bacon was burned?

[DrippingWords4562]

(Plenty of people, those poor, sad bastards.)

Depends on how you distract me. But it depends even more on if there is more bacon or not.

Would you like me if I brought you a rose at work?

[Belle33]

Depends on the thought behind the rose...if it's a peace offering, then yes.  If it's a romantic overture, then no.

Would you like me if I made you ride the bumper cars with me 3 times in a row at a little carnival?

[DrippingWords4562]

You can handle that much pain and humiliation? I admire that kind of gusto.

Would you like me if I couldn't win the ball-in-the-milk-jug game at said carnival?

[Belle33]

Not a problem - I'll win the big-ass unicorn for you.

Would you like me if I asked for cotton candy but only ate one bite? 

[DrippingWords4562]

Of course. That just means more for me.

Would you like me if I asked for my fortune from a Zoltar machine and aged twenty years overnight?

[Belle33]

Sure!  What a story we'd have to tell!

Would you like me if I pulled up on stage at karoke night?

[DrippingWords4562]

Only if I can jam a duet with you.

Would you like me if I ordered drinks for the whole bar?

[Belle33]

As long as there are only 4 people in the bar.

Would you like me if I sang loud and off key?

[DrippingWords4562]

As long as you're having fun, it doesn't matter what you really sound like. I'm no vocalist myself.

Would you like me if I thought Disneyland sucked?