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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Adammair

Granted. You've found Disney's Little Mermaid.

I wish for a good luck penny.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but now your luck is so good that you're constantly winning things and never have a moment's peace.

I wish for a trip to the moon.

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Vill

Granted, but it turns out that the moon really do be made of cheese: and it's high past its expiration date!

I do be wishin' to find one million gold doubloons.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but they're all chocolate and make ya fat.

I wish for 12 inch PIANIST  :P

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Usani

Granted but he cant play piano and cant speak english.

I wish for a good zombie movie with Norman Reedus.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but you don't get to see it till it's out on DVD.

I wish for a new alarm clock.

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Vill

Granted! But, it's alarms do only be going off to let you know that it's an hour late.

I wish the Queen Ann had 120 cannons instead 'O just forty.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but those 120 canons are filled with marshmellow.

I wish for....A MARSHMELLOW!

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Usani

Granted but it will eat YOU!

I wish for a rainbow wig for Pride weekend this Sunday.

Vill

Granted, but the scallywag who made it is color blind, so it do be all the ugly colors.

I do be wishin' for a peg leg made 'O gold.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but it's fool's gold.

I wish for my hair to be blonde.

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Baneare

Granted, but the barber mangled your haircut to leave bare patches everywhere!

I wish for a trustworthy mechanic to work on my car!
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Vill

Granted, but he's as inept as he his trustworthy: very.

I wish for a sea plane!

Baneare

Granted, but the pontoons have massive leaks in them.

I wish for my college diploma!
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Vill

Granted, but your major has been switched to under water basket weaving.

I do be wishin' for machine that turns water into rum.

Baneare

Granted, but you have nothing to store the rum in.

I wish for my house to be clean!
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DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but now you're paranoid and terrified of dirt.

I wish for a jar of peanut butter.

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Vill

Granted, but now you do be lactose intolerant!

I be wishin' for a mountain of pizza.

DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but it's too greasy to eat.

I wish for a red corvette.

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WeepingLiberty

Granted, but the engine won't turn over.

I wish for a new computer.
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DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but it won't turn on.

I wish for a new pen.

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Vill

Granted, but it is not mightier than the sword.

I wish for a nice new captain's hat.

WeepingLiberty

Granted, but it's five sizes too small.

I wish for the ability to fly.
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DemonessOfDeathValley

Granted, but now you're unable to walk.

I wish to never have to sleep again.

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WeepingLiberty

Granted, but now you're a paranoid mess.

I wish for a new Congress.  ;D
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