Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st

[AceOfSpades]

Yeah? Well... Uh. Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries. /EndMontyPythonQuotes

[Goddess of Night]

Oh I love channing tatum

-789

[Divine Tenacity]

I say! Dare I say, you say my mother smells of rodents?!

A duel I call, and a duel there shall be!

-780

[Cryptic]

Oh lord... attack of the geeks :D

-781

[AceOfSpades]

Nevermind Channing, that suit is delightful.

Nay, nay! Your mother IS a rodent!

You dare challenge I to a duel?! Tut tut, a fool! Come then, En Garde!

Oh lord... attack of the geeks :D

I like it when you talk nerdy.

Also, -780.

[Divine Tenacity]

Channing Tatum + gimp suit= instant sploosh

As for you, Ace! -brandishes fencing foil-

Have at it, knave! Huzzah!

-781

[Cryptic]

Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
[A guard sniggers]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[More sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
[Sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[Both guards snigger]
Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

Yea that's about as nerdy as I get...

-782

[AceOfSpades]

Oh, Monty Python. You'll turn my software into hardware, if you catch my drift.

King Arthur: 'What does it say?'
Maynard: 'It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.'
King Arthur: 'What?'
Maynard: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh.'
Bedevere: 'What is that?'
Maynard: 'He must have died while carving it.

-Draws a trusty wiffle bat, waving it about wildly-

Be you daft, peasant? Bow to me plebian, or you shall face the wrath of my wiffle!

-781

[Divine Tenacity]

Waiter to Mr Creosote: 'Finally, monsieur – a wafer-thin mint.'

That's about all the Python I know!

-782

[Cryptic]

We are the knights that go NI... Bring us a shrubbery!

-783

[AceOfSpades]

It's okay, Sadi... I can forgive you. This time. You're lucky you're a ninja. At least if I remember correctly. I hope you're the ninja-woman or else this would be embarrassing.

'Tis only a flesh wound! I'll gnaw your ankles!

-782

[Divine Tenacity]

Damn right I'm a ninja, wah-tah! -kung fu chop!-

Oh no, ankle biter! -throws ninja stars-

-783

[Cryptic]

Chuckles Oh this is just getting bad

-784

[AceOfSpades]

-gasps- And to think Ninja's had honor. -Wiffles Sadi-

-783

[Divine Tenacity]

This thread has gotten out of hand!

-Spanks an Ace, shoving him into a hole after-

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

-784

[Cryptic]

Starts to hum wild horses, and dances around in her bathrobe. At least doesn't have to tuck away any lower equipment so not as creepy

-785

[AceOfSpades]

-Looks at Sadi spank a cardboard cut-out of Ace and throw it into a hole-

Foiled again, eh? How dare you compare me to Catherine Martin.

-Hog ties Sadi with duct tape- Smells like...

Victory.

-784

[Divine Tenacity]

-uses ninja technique 5687 of 10,000: contortionist style. breaks free of bindings-

You were saying? -holds up a pair of cuffs and a water hose-

-785

[Cryptic]

-786

[AceOfSpades]

-Uses portals to disappear, and reappear on top of Sadi's shoulders, waving a cowboy hat-

HI-HO, SILVER!

Cryptic! Halp! I need rope, a ball-gag and a brand!

-785

[Divine Tenacity]

Thelma will never help you!

-bucks like a...bucking bronco?-

-786

[Crimzon Dragon]

-785

[Cryptic]

You're on your own bub.. I love my louise. Night lovies!!

-786

[Divine Tenacity]

-blows a kiss at her Thelma before stomping Ace into a pile of mulch-

Neigh, mother<beep>er! Neigh!

[Daoine Sidhe]

-787.  Sidesteps the mush-pile that once was Ace.