Corrupt a wish

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Dys Astyr

Granted, but no one wants them because everyone knows Chicago style pizza is where its at.

I wish I had a pet shark!  ;D
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Kristen

Do I?

*Looks around*

Do I have to?

Is anyone else gonna...?

Can this wish POSSIBLY be corrupted another way?

It's almost like... you just know... what needs to happen to you for wishing for a pet shark. You just... you're begging me for it.

Granted... but your pet shark eats your pet goldfish.

Hope you're happy.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish.

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Dys Astyr

Granted, but the electronic data containing that wish has been corrupted and is unrecoverable.

I wish I had that magic paint brush from the story where the paintings become real.
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Mercurio123

Granted, but you find out you also need magic paint.

I wish my shoes wouldn't wear out so quickly

Dys Astyr

Granted, your shoes are now immortal, and no longer sustain wear and tear, but you can't take them off, ever.

I wish I lived somewhere cooler. (Sweating inside, with the AC is no fun)
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Boatman

Granted, unfortunately your improvised den in the giant supermarket freezer locks behind you.

I wish I could take a day trip to Mars.
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Dys Astyr

Granted but you get there only to find out your interplanetary visa has expired and they send you right back. So I guess I will be enjoying Mars without you.  :P

I wish I could live in a world of pure imagination... >bursts into song only to get shot at with paintballs<
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Boatman

(Pah, so unfair!)

Granted, but your imagination turns out to be imaginary (too late at night for me to work that one out.. but serves you right)

I wish the car (automobile or something) wasn't making a strange ticking noise at 2800 revs.
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Dys Astyr

Granted, its now only making them at 2784 revs.

I wish my car actually ran. (RIP Sex Machine! Cause nothing says sexy like a station wagon)
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Luvan95

Granted, your station wagon just grew legs and ran away.

I wish that Saturday wouldn't be two days away.
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Lunakiri

Granted. But now Saturday will never come!

I wish that I had a kitten
The one that was lost amidst all the rubble. The one that will never be found again.

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Translucent Bard

Granted, but the kitten is extremely skiddish and would rather spend it's time under the washing machine than with you.

I wish I could fly.

Mercurio123

Granted you can fly but it's flying like the rest of us. As a passenger, on a plane.

I wish had a didactic memory.

ThatGreyWarden

Granted! But you can only recall one memory with perfect clarity, over and over and over. And it's of a cat wailing like a banshee at another cat.


I wish I lived on the Normandy SR2, from Mass Effect.
"I'd love to give you funny feelings all night, sweet heart, but I must trouble with some business."

Dys Astyr

Granted, but its only a scale model and you are now only an action figure!

I wish I could afford to spend the summers some place cooler.
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Luvan95

Granted, now you get to spend the summer half of the year on Antarctic.

I wish that I could play the guitar.
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Mercurio123

Granted. your air guitar skills are now exceptionally good

I wish I had a cybernetic brain

Beguile's Mistress

Granted and along with the cybernetic brain you have a LED display installed in your forehead that streams all of your thoughts with autocorrect permanently activated.

I wish I had every color of Shapie Magic Marker made.

Dys Astyr

Granted, but they are all faulty and dry up after one use.

I wish I could hear things over the AC unit.
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Beguile's Mistress

Granted.  You begin hearing music and singing, alien announcements, news programs and many other things all at once coming from the AC.

I wish I could afford Showtime with my cable.

Dys Astyr

Granted, but suddenly a new law is passed outlawing cable TV.

I wish they would release all the Kingdom Hearts games for the Xbox 360 so I could catch up.
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Boatman

Granted, but you get so absorbed you go into a trance from which you can only be woken by eating fugu (but nobody knows).

I wish I could go to heaven for a day to see if I like it. You know, any sex?, any TV?, any eating?, how old do people look?
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Dys Astyr

Granted, but you being there seriously messes up the natural order of things, leaving heaven permanently shut down and its residents homeless.

I wish I could see my imaginary friends.  ;D
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Boatman

(are they the same as my imaginary friends?)

Granted, but you become imaginary as well.

I wish I could breathe underwater without the need for equipment (would makes cleaning the boat's bottom easier)
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Dys Astyr

Granted, but you no longer do so well on land, you gills dry out and get stiff leaving you feeling rather suffocated.

I wish I had a machine that recorded my dreams so I could watch them in the morning. (No need to corrupt this one, its double edged in and of itself.)
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