Corrupt a wish

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Vill

Granted, but I am only good at ninjaing your posts.

I wish I had a jet pack.

Daoine Sidhe

A ninja with a jet pack?  That's pretty progressive.

Granted!  The jet pack is hard to steer, though, and doesn't land very well.  You run into things all the time - including the ground.

I wish for more chocolate.
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Vill

Granted! But, you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish I was a space cowboy.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Space ninja pirates hijack your ship, though.

I wish AT&T would just die.
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Vill

Granted, but you have to give its eulogy: and it has to be good.

I wish I had batman's utility belt.

Ironwolf85

Granted, but you are not batman, therefore don't know where everything is, you hurt yourself numerous times just looking for a batarang.

I wish I had a nice car, for free.
Prudence, justice, temperance, courage, faith, hope, love...
debate any other aspect of my faith these are the heavenly virtues. this flawed mortal is going to try to adhere to them.

Culture: the ability to carve an intricate and beautiful bowl from the skull of a fallen enemy.
Civilization: the ability to put that psycho in prision for killing people.

La Vida en su Muerte

Granted, but it's a nice Matchbox car.

I wish I had long hair.
My life hurts.
Been gone for too long.  Depression is a bitch.
Random PMs always appreciated!!

Vill

Granted, but It grows from your eyebrows.

I wish I never had to sleep.

DarkEnigma

Granted, yet now you start to crave it more and more, driving you insane.

I wish I could teleport around to safe on travel time.

Vill

Granted, but you arrive naked and in a way that is impossible not to draw attention.

I wish I had Sherlock's mastery of deduction.

FroreQueen

Granted, except everyone just thinks you're crazy and you end up in the loony bin.

I wish the weather was better.
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SpiralSpider

Granted! But then the weather machine goes wonky and starts raining food down on everyone.

I wish I had more sex... >.>
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"If you get hurt, hurt them back. If they kill you... walk it off."

Vill

Granted, but it's only with Judge Joe Brown.

I wish I could walk on water.

Jazra

Granted, but you lack time to enjoy your ability; legions of followers now insist on following you and with more tenacity than the most determined paparazzi, they keep demanding your help solving their chicken s*%t problems.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep more often than not.
Ons & Offs
Absences

Boy, “If I and a slice of pizza fall in the water, which do you save?

Girl, wipes grease off her chin, “Why'd you let my pizza fall in the water?”

Adammair

Granted! As soon as night falls and the sun sets, you immediately fall asleep, whatever you happen to be doing.

I wish to write a story of my greatest desires, and have it come true.

CrimDragon

Granted.
But some other person live it through.

I can read books only by touching them.

Tristian Pontis

Granted but you can only read books written in jibberish.

I wish my head would stop hurting.... >.<!

Belle33

Awwww - granted.  Your headache is gone, but your bottom hurts from being pinched.  Don't blame me - it's my mom's remedy.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

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Luvan95

Granted, but you get the sense intake from both your bodies at the same time, and so can only use one of them a time.

I wish that I would never need to sleep.
On's/Off's

Edit 24/9-21: Have been gone for a while, but now I'm back and ready to play.

Dovel

Granted, but you must work continuously at a job you dislike.

I wish the Winter would end.
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Belle33

Granted, it's over.  But, only for a day then full on snow for you!

I wish I were 4 inches taller.

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Tristian Pontis

Granted, but everything else in the world grows 6 inches making you two inches shorter than you already were

I wish I had better lighting.

Macht

Quote from: Tristian Pontis on March 31, 2014, 12:17:54 AM
Granted, but everything else in the world grows 6 inches making you two inches shorter than you already were

I wish I had better lighting.

Your lighting grows better, briefly, as the flying saucer centers its tractor beam on you.

I wish I was an approved member of the forum. (wink)

CrystalFeathers

Granted. But you were approved to be banned.
I wish I could manipulate gravity perception at will.

Shadowclaw

Granted, but you need to check the warning sticker on the manual.

!!!WARNING!!! USE OF GRAVITY MANIPULATION WILL CAUSE ALL LIFE ON EARTH TO FLOAT AWAY INTO SPACE !!!WARNING!!!