Breakup with the person above you!

[Belle33]

How can you just abandon the kitty that way - I thought you loved animals.  You're not who I thought you were.  I'm leaving!

[Insanityenviesme]

I asked for the naughty elf costume!! Damn it woman, do you ever listen to me?!! I'm outta here!!

[Belle33]

My best friend is an elf - I knew you were into her.  Get out!

[Insanityenviesme]

Why didn't you bring me any cookies?! You are so frustrating!! Goodbye!!

[Yorubi]

Its always black and white pictures with you! Get out of my house we are done!

[Belle33]

You always have your hands where I want mine.  You're so selfish.  Just leave!

[Insanityenviesme]

Do you honestly dont know the reason?!! Good god, you're worse than I thought!! I have to get out of this!! Aaahhhh!!!

[olive]

You've been standing next to that poor potted plant to the left of you for weeks....yet you can't be bothered to water the dying thing? I need a more thoughtful man.  Now move along, sir!

[Luther]

Damn - you've been going through my things. I bought that outfit for your Mom how can I trust you - I'm gone.

[TheLegionary]

* punches his face and breaks him up*

[Flower]

You're always so violent and self-centered! I can't take this anymore.

*throws a mirror at him* Here, you will be happier with this instead of me.  :-(

[TheLegionary]

you vchanged your avatar without consulting me! Although I like the new one much more, I do not like this kind of initiative. You off!

[Belle33]

You're a LORD I'm a NING - it will never work out.  I'm leaving!

[olive]

I can't deal with the whole you and the wolf thing. You could've at least read my ons and offs before you trotted home with him! I'm out the door!

[TheLegionary]

I have no reason to break up with you. Please stay! LOL

[olive]

You are nearly irresistible to me too, but I hate to break the rules, so I'm breaking up with you instead. I'll miss you though. *sobs*

[TheLegionary]

Your legalism broke my heart. I will walk away without saying a single word.

[olive]

Tosses her rule book over her shoulder

Come back, I'm sorry....no...go...just go.....gawd this is harder than I thought it would be.

[TheLegionary]

I did not realize my heart belongs to someone else. Hard to say, but now your rules ruined everything. Yes, these are tears in my reddened eyes. Even so, I have no alternative, but to leave.

* kisses her for the last time and walks away*

[olive]

Hey, I can share and have plenty of Visine! Come on back sweetheart....wait, this is just wrong. You make me  so indecisive.  I have to cut you loose. Good bye!

[TheLegionary]

Other people's feelings towards me are rather contradictory. This is why I have to agree with you!

* cries and waves as the train departs*

[Seara]

crying over other women! How dare you, it is over....

[Belle33]

How many times must I tell you to stop taking my red belt. You only think of yourself...I can't live like this.  Goodbye!

[olive]

You should be more worried about your missing red bra. You can't keep track of anything. Goodbye!

[Belle33]

I can't focus on my work with your ass looking so good.  For the sake of my job - I must end this!