Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

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Leo

Granted, you're now 10% your original height.

I wish I could meet Liv Tyler :O
I'm not new. I just... lurk...

Amelita

Granted, but she turnes out to be dead and now you have a zombie stalker with a big mouth and a very angry rock-star dad.

I wish I could fly.


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Leo

Granted. You look like the Man-Bat from Batman animated series.

I wish I had unlimited supply of whiskey.
I'm not new. I just... lurk...

abandoneddolly

Ok you get drunk, pass out and choke to death on your vomit.

I wish for some food

Amelita

You get the delicacy baked tarantula... careful when you eat the head, the teeth can be nasty...

I wish I was a rock star  8-)


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~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

RomeoFalls

Granted, but your forced to sing in a thong and push up bra. Then you get screwed by millions and end up with AIDS.

I wish I wasnt so confused.

Amelita

Granted. You are very clearly certain that you are attracted to pigeons, and pigeons only.

I wish I could speed up the application process... ;)


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~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

RomeoFalls

Granted but to do so you have to send me naked pictures of yourself ;)

I wish I could dance other then ballet tap and jazz.

Amelita

Granted. You can do Dutch clog now.

I wish I could rule the world


RP Etiquette ~ Tumblr ~ Mumbler
~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

Lucius Cornelius

granted, you are the last human alive ...


i wish i could sleep

abandoneddolly

granted you die

I wish my nerves wernt on edge

Amelita

granted, you fall off the edge into deep depression

I wish I was a black panther...


RP Etiquette ~ Tumblr ~ Mumbler
~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

abandoneddolly

granted, you live your life in a zoo

I wish I had a pizza

Harley Quinn

Granted!  But it was made three weeks ago.

I want my Romeo!
Ons/Offs - Absences

Note: Since I get mistaken for this other member a lot, my username has a space and is Harley Quinn - I am not HarleyQuinn

abandoneddolly

granted  throws his dead body at your feet

I want something to do

Amelita

Granted... you get to stalk a statue.


I want to be immortalized


RP Etiquette ~ Tumblr ~ Mumbler
~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

abandoneddolly

granted your turned into a statue

I want peace

Amelita

Granted. You lose all your senses.

I want a second honeymoon in India


RP Etiquette ~ Tumblr ~ Mumbler
~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

Leo

Granted. World War 3 begins as you are about to take the flight back home and you're stuck there with no money.

I wish I had more whiskey to drink, get drunk and choke on my vomit to death a second time.
I'm not new. I just... lurk...

Amelita

Granted. You meet with St Pete, he decides you ain't worthy and sends you back to earth to be a slave to a harem of women. Sqeeeal.

I wish for... water.


RP Etiquette ~ Tumblr ~ Mumbler
~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

Leo

Granted. It's so dirty you catch all kinds of diseases from it. Ha!  >:)


I wish I could PM Harley something I had in mind  :-(
I'm not new. I just... lurk...

RomeoFalls

Granted.


I wish I could die.

Amelita

Granted. Seems you already can, dude.

Wish I could put up an avatar...


RP Etiquette ~ Tumblr ~ Mumbler
~ There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed ~
Ons & Offs ~ Post Tracker ~ Ladies in Red

Leo

Granted. It's a pink flying elephant.

I wish I had someone online on my msn that isn't AFK.
I'm not new. I just... lurk...

Lucius Cornelius

granted , oh wait your computer suddenly broke


wish  is no so hot here...