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Started by HairyHeretic, February 23, 2007, 12:56:18 PM

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HairyHeretic

You all know the rules. Game on!

*Tosses the ceremonial stuffed penguin over his shoulder, turns and sprints for the widdershins base, carrying the stripey pendent*
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Cattle die, kinsmen die
You too one day shall die
I know a thing that will never die
Fair fame of one who has earned it.

Cherri Tart

*fires Mr Snuggles the stuffed bunny from spring loaded cannon, bounces him off trampoline and through goal post, earning HH a 12 yard, 4 inch penalty* 
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

HairyHeretic

*climbs into the cannon himself* FORE! *attempts the first ever 57 league scoring attempt*
Hairys Likes, Dislikes, Games n Stuff

Cattle die, kinsmen die
You too one day shall die
I know a thing that will never die
Fair fame of one who has earned it.

Cherri Tart

*Invokes the reverse physics rule and shoot HH with a gravity gun, dropping him to the ground after only 14 yard, then putting on clown hat and heading for the northwest goal line*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

HairyHeretic

*Adapts the reversed physics for a matrix style jump, bounces off the 3rd, 12th and 17th bases, and zips over cheris head, removing the clown hat.*
Hairys Likes, Dislikes, Games n Stuff

Cattle die, kinsmen die
You too one day shall die
I know a thing that will never die
Fair fame of one who has earned it.

CaptainErotica

*Uses a fishing pole to snag the clown hat from Hairy. Placing it on his head he runs toward the east goal.*

diddywah

**loosing the hounds with a command to rip the legs off RobGuy I grab the hat and run figure eights through the center of the field**

CaptainErotica

  Pulls a french poodle out of his hat, to keep the dogs ooccupied while he makes his escape to safety.

"I'l lgert you for htat my pretty" *wicked witch voice*

 

diddywah

***not believing he'd stoop so low to use the French Poodle gambit I pull a jar of gravy from my pocket and dose him with it then dash towards the mound with the clown hat***

Cherri Tart

50 foot penatly for misuse of gravy called on Diddywah, 6 point penalty for misuse of french poodles called on RG *leaps off trampoline, sets clown hat on fire, pulls bobble head hula girl from dugout and heads towards Yellow goal*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

HairyHeretic

*Grabs the yellow goal and takes off at a run into the mirror maze*
Hairys Likes, Dislikes, Games n Stuff

Cattle die, kinsmen die
You too one day shall die
I know a thing that will never die
Fair fame of one who has earned it.

diddywah

Misuse of gravy? What better use could there be?

***Tying a red bandana to the Calvinstick and running around the mirror maze to lay in wait to grab the yellow goal away from HairyHeretic.***

CaptainErotica

   Jumps into the mirrior of teleportation and comes out behind diddywah and smacks her upside the head with a fish then steals her calvinstick and chases after the yellow goal.

Cherri Tart

Left feet declared illegal *begins hopping on right foot towards 8th base*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

CaptainErotica

*hopping on right foot* Pays a goafer to steal 8th base and bring it to him.

Styx26

"Splattergoit!" I shout joyously, using the 17th base like a boomerang and running in circles to achieve maximum damage points and full state restore.

"Declaration of Awesome; cake for everyone!"
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