Corrupt a wish

[Adiasporical]

Granted, now it's always at good, cool 0°C (32°F).

Anyone wishes to spoil a pen that can write anything and everything a writer wants telepathically? Oh, and it only writes what I explicitly want it to. And it writes. With blue ink. Without leaks.

[Queen of Hell]

Actually, you have just made it work better cause low temp is great for semiconductors. Lol

The pen is easy. Whatever you wrote with it vanishes after a while, especially when used to sign serious papers.

I wish the visa in my passport would never expire.

[Adiasporical]

Granted. Enjoy your unlimited visa to North Korea.

I wish next poster would have a magnificent day.~

[clonkertink]

Granted. The general revelry of my day spirals into a butterfly effect that results in you stubbing your toe on a heavy couch.

I wish I had more groceries in the fridge.

[Akkas]

Granted. Your fridge is stuffed with groceries! But every time you open it, everything in it falls on the ground.

I wish I could feel color.

[clonkertink]

Granted. You're gonna feel blue for the rest of your life.

I wish I was immortal, killable only by one obscure and bafflingly complex method.

[Phantomhive]

Granted but now you cant hold it because its too cold now.

I wish I had a never ending supply of corrupted wishes.

Granted. You're gonna feel blue for the rest of your life.

I wish I was immortal, killable only by one obscure and bafflingly complex method.

Love your answer btw.

[WordSmith]

Granted. But now no one exists to complete said wishes.

I wish I could meet godzilla and live.

[Adiasporical]

Granted. You live. Godzilla, not so much.

I wish streets being less noisy as they are now.

[WordSmith]

Granted! Now you're deaf and those pesky noises will never bother you again.

I wish I was a billionaire in Dubai.

[Adiasporical]

Granted. Unfortunately, your gram of Francium would be almost completely gone by tomorrow.

Can I ask for a cuddle?

[SMR Rein]

Granted. You may ask. But your request will forever be denied.

I wish I had a better body.

[Boatman]

I see so much of this, ugly ducklings wanting to be swans, caterpillars dreaming of being butterflies, girls who have lost a shoe wanting marry into money ... Well, you get the idea.
It is, of course, all relative.
I grant you a body better than that the most beautiful slug in the universe... Enjoy!

I wish I could play a guitar well enough for people to find it pleasing.

[clonkertink]

Granted. You are torn apart by ravenous groupies.

I wish I didn't have this song stuck in my head.

[taurinekitten]

Granted, but now you've forgotten all your favorite songs.

I wish I was on the beach right now.

[WordSmith]

Granted, but it's lightning and thundering as well.

I wish I could find me a snack.

[Queen of Hell]

Granted. The problem is that the only snack you've found also considers you a snack...

I wish I would end up in the distant future on a merc crew charting the stars

[Golden Spider]

Granted, but you are the very last human in the whole galaxy, and all the alien languages are too complicated for the human tongue

I wish that humans will learn to love each other

[Queen of Hell]

Well, that can be fixed with a translation program :P


Granted. The humans now know how to love each other, but they can't control their emotions any more.


I wish the weather would not suck on the 2nd part of my holiday as it sucked on the first...

[Boatman]

The weather gods, like astrologers, have to try and please everyone with a single performance,  nevertheless I have their promise they will try to do better for your holiday.

I wish madarins of the British National Health Service (more important officials than a communist state) were receptive to new ideas.

[Baneare]

Granted - but they're ONLY interested in new ideas.  Anything already proposed - even if turned down - is an old idea.

I wish I had the energy of a hyperactive teenager and the focus of a well respected architect.

[Story Tale]

Granted, but how are you going to kick your new meth habit?

I wish I was a little bit taller, perhaps even a baller.

[Boatman]

Cripes, those new platforms work wonders. Now, you are an international cricket star, even though you have no idea how to play.

I wish I could visit every country on earth.

[Shaders]

Granted (all expenses paid too!), but you have to walk/swim your way to every country.

I wish for a small monkey with a tiny hat.

[Trilby]

Granted!  It's a mechanical toy that never stops clapping its cymbals.
   
I wish there was a cure for the common cold.