Certain toys go way back...

Started by Vekseid, November 12, 2005, 06:23:13 PM

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MasterJedi

weird thing is, that looks just like soemthing my dad had in his sock draw....
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Elvi

Obviously one of those things that dads use to push the toes out of their curled up socks with.......

Now the question is, have we now discovered that pre neolithic man had socks?

(Hmmm...been a strange sock related day really, wonder if Muse escaped the basement unscathed)
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AutumnFury

If I said men were crude before, this just proves my case. xD
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MasterJedi

haha dont blame men, how many of us do you know would spend hours crafting a dildo out of pure stone when with a few mins attention we can grow one?

kinda makes us obsolete...lol



What I wanna know is, the woman that made that, did she find a piece of rock and think "damn I can turn that into a stonecut willy for those long lonely nights in the caves" or did she try to make a hand axe, fail, and this became its back up use?
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Menulis

All I gotta say is, leave it to those crazy germans
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Nikita

similar shape, but mine all vibrate or twist or undulate *shudders*  ;)

Elvi

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strangely made

All I'll say is good on those german cave men  :)

Natalie C. Barney

Quote from: KRaNiX on November 13, 2005, 08:34:59 AM
haha dont blame men, how many of us do you know would spend hours crafting a dildo out of pure stone when with a few mins attention we can grow one?

kinda makes us obsolete...lol



What I wanna know is, the woman that made that, did she find a piece of rock and think "damn I can turn that into a stonecut willy for those long lonely nights in the caves" or did she try to make a hand axe, fail, and this became its back up use?

Yes but this won't get soft after just a few minutes. Wonder why I love other women we keep going, and going and going.....  :-*
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MasterJedi

who said i go soft after a few minutes? not all guys are 1 minute men you know...some can go a LOT longer
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Elvi

Or, as in your case a lot shorter?
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MasterJedi

oooh that was low...like you know neways! You can find out... ;) i think my shortest when needy was like 14 mins...
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Akioth

hehehe

Jeff Foxworthy Joke.

Men are like bottle rockets. we light up fire off and explode before the show get's going. Woman are like diesal engines. When you get them started they can keep going for a Long LONG Time. *Cheer*
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Elvi

Quote from: KRaNiX on November 28, 2005, 06:19:36 PM
oooh that was low...like you know neways! You can find out... ;) i think my shortest when needy was like 14 mins...

Well I do know a lot more than you would like me to tell my dear KRaNiX........*grins evily*
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strangely made

Natalie , this time of a few minutes ! you are includeing fore play in that arent you ?

Elvi

LOL Now THAT I can say is a lie........
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MasterJedi

god ur mean elvi...well thats it...just u wait...ive got references...
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tPSH: Kale | tEoME: Johny
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"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway...."[/td][/tr][/table]

MasterJedi

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Characters:
tPSH: Kale | tEoME: Johny
BSB: Damicus/Arblus | MCZ13: Galad
FtLoaP: Captain David[/td][td]Random Thought:
"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway...."[/td][/tr][/table]

Elvi

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AutumnFury

Quote from: Akioth on November 28, 2005, 06:26:17 PM
hehehe

Jeff Foxworthy Joke.

Men are like bottle rockets. we light up fire off and explode before the show get's going. Woman are like diesal engines. When you get them started they can keep going for a Long LONG Time. *Cheer*

I love him. He's my hero.

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Lilian

You sooo havent met the right man. XD     


AutumnFury

Quote from: Lilian on December 04, 2005, 04:34:20 PM
You sooo havent met the right man. XD     



I am /so/ born in a small town and find humor in what he has to say. >.>;; Hell, I can come up with worse.
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Lilian

Lemme hear it, then!

I think jeff's pretty darn funny, too..

AutumnFury

Quote from: Lilian on December 04, 2005, 04:34:20 PM
You sooo havent met the right man. XD     



I should of added, any man I meet and happens to like me better beware. I can be.. Domineering. >.> Just a LITTLE bit.

And as for cracking jokes, you have to be the object of my dislike for it to happen.
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