Break Something

[MasterMischief]

I just saw Zombieland, and I have to agree.  Sometimes, you just need to blow off some steam.

*Knocks over a lamp.*

[Blaed]

takes out a saw and starts cutting the support beams

[MasterMischief]

takes out a saw and starts cutting the support beams

*Cheers Najdan on then runs into one of the weight baring beams.*

[Blaed]

Cuts through 3 of the beams, only the main one was left.

I think you should break the last one

[MasterMischief]

*Brays then charges into the main beam bringing the roof down on him.  There are several minutes of uneasy silence before he pokes his head through the rubble and lets out a triumphant bray.*

[Blaed]

Pulls out a gas can and some matches

We are not done yet, time to burn!

[MasterMischief]

*Runs in circles.*

The roof, the roof, the roof...er...wait...

[Blaed]

set it all on fire

Now it is on fire!

[MasterMischief]

*Runs around the burning pen.*

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

Now what do we break? looks over and sees battles house and has an evil grin

[DonaGothika]

*Blows out a window just to be helpful*

[MasterMischief]

*Bleats happily as the glass shatters.*

[Blaed]

Should we break down your 2nd pen now? Or do you have anyone's house you think we should visit?

[MasterMischief]

They built another pen!  Why is the man always trying to keep me down?

[Blaed]

Yep, people came in a build one as soon as i set this one on fire, you did not see them?

[MasterMischief]

*Goes on a llama rampage.*

[Blaed]

-Gives the llama an axe... that llama's can use-

[Sarabearra]

-breaks dishes- There I joined :)

[Niki315]

*kicks over a chair* That's right!

[MasterMischief]

Bleat! 

[Niki315]

*throws a CRT monitor off of a balcony* I've always wanted to do that.

[Blaed]

-picks up his crappy laptop and breaks it over his knee- That is something i always wanted to do.. OH and -Throws a washing machine out the window on the 3 floor-

[MasterMischief]

*Goes all Easter Bunny on the place*

[Blaed]

OMG that is great! Wow that is like... wow... lol...

[MasterMischief]

OMG that is great!

One of my favorites.

[Niki315]

Why have I never seen that video before?  *throws keyboard at the wall*

[Blaed]

-Picks up a carton of eggs and throws it on the wall, they where rotten eggs

[MasterMischief]

Why he is the way he is.

[Blaed]

I think the Easter bunny is now my hero!

[MasterMischief]

No pen will every hold me!

[Blaed]

-A pen falls from the sky and lands over MM, trapping him within it. On the outside it says "From Blood Butterfly, with love"-

[MasterMischief]

*Runs headlong into one of the walls hitting it with a large CRACK.  Stumble back a few feet, a large crack discernible in the wall.  Backs up a few feet and charges the wall again.  A smaller crash is heard, but the crack in the wall is much larger now.  Backs up a few feet again and charges the offending wall.  Breaks free and runs off into the sunset.*

Braaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

-The sunset turns out to be a traps, and a steal pen now falls on MM, and the doors swing shut, locking when they do. The little stall that MM is now in is barley big enough for him, leaving him no room to move around at all-

[MasterMischief]

*Pushes a welder's mask down over his snout and lights up a blowtorch.  He cuts out a large enough hole for him to fit through.  Charges off into another sunset.*

Braaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

-A pen now made of marshmallows falls from the sky, and traps MM its it sugary goodness walls.-

[MasterMischief]

Srsly?

[Blaed]

What? So the marshmallow pen is your doom!

[Zinder]

Paints an X on the wall with some red paint, gets the axe and starts hitting it.

[MasterMischief]

Kicks in a door to a room full of college football fans.  Runs around the room, knocking over the t.v. And scaring off all the fans.  Eats all their chips and buffalo wings.

[Blaed]

-Kicks in his own door, only to find not college foot ball fans, but nerdy hot Asian girls-

well well well

-walks in and parties-

[MasterMischief]

You are totally killing the spirit of this thread.   :-(

[Blaed]

-The party gets out of hands, tables get snapped in to, TVs throw out windows, Llamas thrown in pools, couches ripped apart. I stumble out with only half a shirt and one pants leg in rags.-

Wow, that was fun

[Zinder]

Oh dear… What’s going on in here?!
*charges for the door and starts screaming*
Officer!!! Officer! There has been a murder! Officer!
A policeman comes with a flashlight in his hands.
Oh… hello, officer. Didn’t your physics teacher ever tell you that time is relative?
*closes in with an axe dragging on the floor…*

[Blaed]

-Looks at him-

Are you ok man? Do you need to get out of that corner?

[MasterMischief]

*Runs through the thread with four hubcaps.*

Braaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

-flys over head, dropping a ton of bricks down on the pen that was just made-

[Bloody Paramour]

*Starts dropping valuables from the tenth floor, just to watch them shatter*

[Zinder]

*pushes one grand piano over the balcony*

[Bloody Paramour]

(pushes something expensive under the falling piano and watches the carnage*

[Zinder]

*checks if the camera recorded everything this time.. Brainiac would find it interesting..*

[Blaed]

-sets a bomb shaped as a bunny and runs-

[Zinder]

*watches the big mushroom like explosion*

Um? nuclear?

*checks if his hands are shining..*

[Blaed]

-It starts raining bunnies. but not the fluffy cute one, but the ones that bite off peoples arms-

[Zinder]

*gets some popcorn and sits to enjoy the show*

[Blaed]

-bunnies start eating away at anything in there path, llama pens, everything-

[Zinder]

*throws a fireball at one of the bunnies*

_{training makes perfect}

[Blaed]

-the bunnies explodes, but 3 bunnies pop up from where it was-

[Sultrynets]

*Goes all Easter Bunny on the place*

Randomly stumbled upon this thread... just have to say... That video is Hilarious!

[Esoteric Myobi]

-brings out a plate for the bbq'd bunnies-

[Zinder]

*gets a hip from the plate and continues to bring hell on the new bunnies*

Anyone have a mana potion to spare?

[Esoteric Myobi]

-fishes out a random mana potion from her bag-

Hmm...this thing?

-chews on a leg- I think this needs some...bbq sauce!

[Kunoichi]

*runs around, preparing things with a little C4*

Hmm, this should be good...

[Zinder]

-fishes out a random mana potion from her bag-
Hmm...this thing?

Yeah, that's a good one. My regeneration is a bit slow - I need a new set of items. Something with a bunny leather maybe...

[Esoteric Myobi]

-points to pile of bunny skins-

Couldn't use them in the bbq, might make nice mittens though.

[Zinder]

*runs around, preparing things with a little C4*

*buffs the C4 for an extra charge*

[Kunoichi]

And now...  KABOOM!

*Kunoichi hits a switch, and watches the mushrom cloud rise up in the distance*

oo; That's bigger than expected...

[Esoteric Myobi]

Oooh. Impressive.

-applauds as debris begins to float over-

[Kunoichi]

Hmm.  Now we just need to go blow up the second Death Star, so that all the debris begins raining death and destruction down upon the ewoks...

[Blaed]

-looks around at all his bunnies becoming dinner-

[Esoteric Myobi]

-offers a roasted bunny to Fallen-

They were tasty ;D nice contribution. -thumbs up-

[Kunoichi]

So, anyone know the proper answer to the question 'how many X to destroy Y'?

[Esoteric Myobi]

-whips out the calculator-

I think we might need a super computer instead...-shows you messed up calculator-

[Kunoichi]

One at sufficient velocity. ;D

*takes a rabbit and launches it into the Death Star at very nearly the speed of light*

[Zinder]

-whips out the calculator-

I think we might need a super computer instead...-shows you messed up calculator-

*drags one IBM mainframe from 1964 and inputs the math required*

[Skye]

-Has some hate music playing- I need to break something! -Carries her sledgehammer and knife to a White Dodge Ram pick-up and goes at it with a vengeance. Window smashing, body smashing, tires popping- Ahh, -Deep sigh- That felt good! -Smokes a ciggy and blurs out-

[Kunoichi]

*watches the Death Star explode*

[Blaed]

-picks up the sledgehammer and starts to drive a stake into the ground-

[MasterMischief]

Can you turn a jack, can you lay a track, can you pick and shovel too?

[Blaed]

-is lost-

[Zinder]

*puts some music on - Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer*

Now we're talking...

*starts dancing with a sledgehammer in hands*

[Talia]

* Asks Zinder nicely to pass the sledgehammer. Feeling the sudden urge to smash the **** out of some stuff. Dancing with him , to the same tune, grinning.*

[Zinder]

Passes the sledgehammer with a grin  ;D
Go on.. feel free to use it.

[Talia]

*Starts Dancing around the living, smashing a few picture frames and his favorite picture...... ayah...this feels great.* *Thanks Zinder, passing the hammer back, needed that!*

[Zinder]

Any time, Laurrel!

And don't worry about him (whoever he is) - life goes on.. :)

[Talia]

Thanks Baby.....It already is.....just keep the hammer close buddy.

[Zinder]

Of course, no problem...

*takes a peek at the big arsenal stashed in the corner*

I'll do that..

[Blaed]

Builds a fire made of the left over wood from one of MM's pens, and starts to cook the marshmallows on them. "So, anyone want to join me?"

[MasterMischief]

*Eats marshmallows behind Najdan.*

[Blaed]

Takes away the marshmallows from MM.

[MasterMischief]

Braaaaaaaay!

[Blaed]

Roasts the marshmallows and hands some to MM.

[Talia]

yum....did I hear correctly..marshmallows and a fire. I'm so there.

"One for me please."

[Blaed]

Hands one for her as well. Then he pulls out more to start roasting them all.

[MasterMischief]

*Shuts his work computer down, unplugs it and carries it out to the nearest highway.  Leaves it in the center lane, then returns to the safety of the shoulder with a  bag of popcorn and waits for the show to begin.*

[Saerrael]

Limp bizkit - Break stuff

Its just one of those days,
Where you don't want to wake up.
Everything is fucked,
Everybody sucks.
You don't really know why,
But you wanna justify,
Rippin someone's head off.
No human contact,
and if you interact,
your life is on contract.
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker,
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit,
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or youll be leaving with a fat lip.
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit,
I think you better quit, talking that shit.
Its just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train.
First one to complain,
Leaves with a bloodstain.
Damn right I'm a maniac,
You better watch your back,
Cause I'm fucking up your program.
And then your stuck up,
You just lucked up,
Next in line to get fucked up.
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker,
It's just one of those days
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit,
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or youll be leaving with a fat lip.
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit,
I think you better quit, talking that shit.
Ohh, so come and get it.
I feel like shit,
My suggestion..is to keep your distance.
Cause right now im dangerous.
We've all felt like shit,
And been treated like shit.
All those motherfuckers,
That wanna step up,
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw.
I'll skin your ass raw,
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw.
I'll skin your ass raw,
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break something tonight
I pack a chainsaw.
I'll skin your ass raw,
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break your fucking face tonight.
Give me something to break. (x2)
Just give me something to break.
I got your fucking face.
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw.
WHAT!
A chainsaw.
WHAT!
A motherfucking chainsaw.
WHAT!
So come and get it.
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit,
I think you better quit, let the shit slip
Or youll be leaving with a fat lip.
It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit,
I think you better quit, talking that shit.
Ohh, so come and get it.

[Zinder]

*bows at Saerra for the nice song*

I watched Zombieland a few days ago.. It was fun..

*gets a rocket launcher and checks the payload*

.. but they missed a spot!

*shoots a rocket at the camera man*

Limp bizkit - Break stuff
Damn right I'm a maniac,
You better watch your back,
Cause I'm fucking up your program.

_{Warning: A system administrator at loose! If you see him - shoot on sight!}

[Talia]

Zinder......I'm going to need that hammer again....mm mm ..maybe something more destructive!!!!   Any ideas?????   

[Zinder]

Sure, I have a laptop & one remote 20GFC fibre channel relay... These days it could be pretty destructive..

If you want something a bit more practical use the rocket launcher - there are plenty of charges left in the bag. Just watch yourself - it kicks like a horse.

[Talia]

Could the rocket launcher,....perhaps take care of the entire house?????
That would be interesting, no need for a lawyer at that point...well yes, but in a different manner.

"Sure, I have a laptop & one remote 20GFC fibre channel relay... These days it could be pretty destructive.."

What could I do exactly with that, Zinder????

[Talia]

Grabs the hammer, smashing a few glass items...almost wishing she could hit a few people on the head...knocking some sense into them.