Last One Wins

[Sweet Innocence]

I live above the fire department

[Shiri]

*debates ability to rent a bulldozer*

[Chevalier des Poissons]

I will have the will because I deserve it.

[Shiri]

*debates using the dozer on Shambler*

[Illustria]

*Takes the win, and runs his tongue all over it, licking it until it is drenched in his saliva.* Hehehe. Take it if you dare. By the way, it tastes quite pleasant.. *Grins menacingly.*

[Shiri]

*uses medical gloves to take win* Yeeek, it needs a bath.

[Illustria]

Agreed. *Pushes Shiri into a tub filled with cold water.* Rub-a-dub-dub! Hehe..

[Chevalier des Poissons]

*drives over Shiri with a steamroller* win!

[Sweet Innocence]

*folds Shiri neatly and lays her aside, takes the win*

[Illustria]

*shoots the steamroller's fuel tank with an armor piercing round, blowing it up, and saving the moistened maiden from certain flattening.* Hehe.

[Shiri]

X_X ow!

[Chevalier des Poissons]

*shoots the steamroller's fuel tank with an armor piercing round, blowing it up, and saving the moistened maiden from certain flattening.* Hehe.

Too late, mwahahaha

[Shiri]

*respawns* My win is mine! > : D

[Chevalier des Poissons]

*runs over Shiri with another steamroller*

[Shiri]

*repawns, shaking fist angrily*

[Chevalier des Poissons]

*casts Shiri an anti-respawn spell and runs over her with a steamroller*

Now you are locked on your squished self mwahahaha :3

[Shiri]

*wraps 2D self around steamroller, floods its controls*

[Chevalier des Poissons]

*gets out of steamroller and runs before it explodes*

[Shiri]

*slithers to the win*

[Chevalier des Poissons]

*Rolls Shiri and puts her in his pocket*

[Shiri]

*casts a fire spell*

[Chevalier des Poissons]

*Is immune to fire* MWAHAHAHAH You chosen the wrong element

[Shiri]

*turns into a hamster and scurries around pocket*

[Chevalier des Poissons]

Uh oh *takes pants off*

[Shiri]

*skitters out of pocket and searches for win*