Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st

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Divine Tenacity

#27125
March 03, 2014, 12:23:16 AM
Expect not to get your way today, Ser Der!

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Cryptic

#27126
March 03, 2014, 12:32:28 AM
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You are but one man among so many women Derwaysh... surrender now and perhaps I'll have mercy upon your body..
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Derwaysh

#27127
March 03, 2014, 12:35:26 AM
By the power vested in by the state of Midori's shorts, I hereby vow that I shall win this match for men... or perish trying.

You will have mercy, milady Cryptic? Pray tell what some of this mercy entails.

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Divine Tenacity

#27128
March 03, 2014, 12:42:56 AM
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Heh, my shorts are pretty short!
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Shewolf

#27129
March 03, 2014, 12:44:03 AM
Goodmorning all!  :-*

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Cryptic

#27130
March 03, 2014, 12:44:40 AM
Tying you down and letting midori have her wicked ways with you involving a lollypop, chocolate syrup, riding crops and bananas...

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WOLF!!! ::Pounce Glomps!::
What Makes A Cryp-Tic (O/Os)
"All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers." ~Chief Joseph
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"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." ~Martin Luther King Jr.
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“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.” ~Mother Teresa

Divine Tenacity

#27131
March 03, 2014, 12:47:11 AM
Oh my. I love being the instrument of mercy!

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Derwaysh

#27132
March 03, 2014, 12:48:15 AM
Please tell me the priest's tetsubo would be involved as well?! Oh please let there be a tetsubo...

Good morning, milady Wolf. I hope you had a splendid night's rest! : )

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Scylla

#27133
March 03, 2014, 12:53:47 AM
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Did I hear 'chocolate' some where in there?

Shewolf

#27134
March 03, 2014, 12:54:58 AM
Mumbles from under Cryptic while engaging in a nice wolfish snuggle
Yes, lovely rest... Ehrm, did you say lollipop? Can I haz one? :D
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Walks into shower after peeling herself from Cryptic
Lookin' good with all that chocolate on you Midori!

Divine Tenacity

#27135
March 03, 2014, 12:55:26 AM
If the priest lets me borrow it, then I will fulfill all that you wish Ser Der!

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Derwaysh

#27137
March 03, 2014, 12:58:06 AM
But what if tables were turned, milady Midori? Why, I would swear by the fabric of your 'tiny shorts' things may get a bit rough for you.

Please share more of your lovely song, milady JennyFive.

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Cryptic

#27138
March 03, 2014, 12:58:34 AM
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What Makes A Cryp-Tic (O/Os)
"All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers." ~Chief Joseph
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"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." ~Martin Luther King Jr.
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“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.” ~Mother Teresa

Divine Tenacity

#27139
March 03, 2014, 12:59:13 AM
-Raises eyebrow- I like it rough, thought you knew?

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Derwaysh

#27141
March 03, 2014, 01:01:06 AM
Tetsubo-rough, milady Midori?

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Cryptic

#27142
March 03, 2014, 01:01:47 AM
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What Makes A Cryp-Tic (O/Os)
"All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers." ~Chief Joseph
Cryptic's Little Shop Of Mysteries (Requests)NOT CURRENTLY LOOKING
"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." ~Martin Luther King Jr.
A/A's
“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.” ~Mother Teresa

Divine Tenacity

#27143
March 03, 2014, 01:02:53 AM
Thats kinda too rough, Ser Der!

Everything minus the tetsubo.

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Derwaysh

#27144
March 03, 2014, 01:06:29 AM
Sold!

~Throws the priest's tetsubo's so it plops and hits him on the head before scooping up a Midori for happy, rough, 'lollipop' PG-13 times.~

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Cryptic

#27145
March 03, 2014, 01:08:17 AM
::chuckles:: Oh my...

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What Makes A Cryp-Tic (O/Os)
"All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers." ~Chief Joseph
Cryptic's Little Shop Of Mysteries (Requests)NOT CURRENTLY LOOKING
"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." ~Martin Luther King Jr.
A/A's
“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.” ~Mother Teresa

Divine Tenacity

#27146
March 03, 2014, 01:09:39 AM
-Is happily lead away for <Expletive deleted> times and <Expletive Deleted> fun, followed by <Expletive Deleted> -

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Derwaysh

#27147
March 03, 2014, 01:15:32 AM
MOTHER-EXPLETIVE-DELLLLLEETED!

Phew, that was... that was... god.

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In trackless wastes and lone.

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Cryptic

#27148
March 03, 2014, 01:16:10 AM
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::munching on popcorn and watching::
What Makes A Cryp-Tic (O/Os)
"All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers." ~Chief Joseph
Cryptic's Little Shop Of Mysteries (Requests)NOT CURRENTLY LOOKING
"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." ~Martin Luther King Jr.
A/A's
“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.” ~Mother Teresa

Divine Tenacity

#27149
March 03, 2014, 01:18:38 AM
-Gives herself a pat on the back, tiptoes and gives the Ser Der a smooch on the cheek-

That was fun! Let's do it again!

-drags Ser Der off for more <Expletive Deleted> times-

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