Would you like me if I.....

[Deamonbane]

Have fun with your harem... make sure to give me a full run-down of relevant events later:P

... If I found the pirate's life was not for me, and came and joined you guys again, my 'salty wench' in tow?

[Poppy]

Depends upon your salty wench of choice.

...if I wandered off and you all couldn't find me?

[Tamhansen]

No. That'd suck

If we ended up all caught by the pirates and marooned on an island?

[Poppy]

I have an...interesting escape plan in mind, but it does NOT fit the PG-13 rule at all.

...if I spotted dolphins and jumped in to swim with them?

[Deamonbane]

Well... that would be an intereting experience...

She would look a surprising lot like Phoenyx, Manic :P

... if I left in order to pretend to earn a living, promising to be back ASAP?

[Poppy]

I would pout but let you go, and snuggle up with Kata.

...if I came up behind you and wrapped my arms around you while you steered the ship, resting my head on your back?

[Tamhansen]

Sure. If you want you could steer for a bit, It's basically a huge stick you move around.

If I just stared at you?

[Poppy]

Nah, don't want to steer, just snuggle. And it depends on the type of starring...

...if I starred back, to see who wins?

[Tamhansen]

We'd be staring at each other.

If i was so caught up in staring, I forgot to stare and hit an iceberg?

[Poppy]

I'd really be hoping we didn't have a repeat of titanic.

...if I turned into a human Popsicle in the freezing water?

[Tamhansen]

I'd hate that, not you although popsicle does sound like ~deleted content~

If i swam you to the shore?

[Poppy]

I would show you my thanks after I defrosted.

...if I went off in search of a tree to climb?

[Tamhansen]

Sure, just as long as you come back.

If I did nothing in the meanwhile?

[Poppy]

I would wonder why you hadn't followed me, to see what mischief we could get into up in the branches.

...and if I called out to you from my perch in the branches, and said to get your butt up in the tree?

[Tamhansen]

i'd check the tree to see if it was sturdy enough. If not I'd just shake the tree and catch you.

If I went out to hunt for food?

[Poppy]

I would giggle, and gladly fall into your arms.

ooh, I like a man on the hunt. You gonna kill something to cook over the fire? oh my god, don't shoot a bunny, or a squirrel...>_>

...if I went around foraging for berries and such? We could cook up some crazy campfire feast. hehe

[Tamhansen]

Squirrels taste bad. Don't ask me how I know it's a boy scout trauma.

Anyway sounds like a plan.

If I came back with a deer?

[Poppy]

:O omg...poor squirrel!

Mmm, venison. I would stay away until it didn't look like Bambi anymore, then come cook the raw meat.

...and if I skewered strips of meat and cooked them over the open fire whilst making a raspberry drizzle sauce?

[Tamhansen]

sounds yummy. better than survivor :P

If I used the deer's skin to make you a coat against the cold night?

[Poppy]

...if I snuggled under the deerskin with you and kissed your cheek?

[Deamonbane]

Sounds good... I need some snuggling and cheek kisisng...

If I snuggled too?

[Poppy]

Not sure how well three people are going to fit beneath a deer skin, but sure bane come on in.

...if I wiggled out in the middle of everything, to watch you two go at it?

[Deamonbane]

Yeah like we wouldn't miss your leaving...

... if I grabbed you, hugged you tightly?

[Poppy]

A girl can dream, can't she? Didn't Kata say he indulged?

...if I hug you back and kiss your nose, grinning  playfully?

[Tamhansen]

ooh sounds lovely:P
Indulge in what hun?
If I started widling the bones to make them sharp?