Breakup with the person above you!

[finewine]

Babe,  I tried to love you, but your ego only has room to give attention to yourself, and I need someone who will give me the time of day and more.

[doom29169]

Your eyes are gorgeous, but when they look at other men, I cannot stay with you. I am leaving you.

[SSJ4Gojeta]

You're too young for me. I mean too old. We're the same age? ... Well that doesn't work for me either.

[doom29169]

You never have cookies. I go find cookies...leave you behind!

[Seara]

You ate all my cookies so I am done.

[doom29169]

You gave away all your cookies, so I am done. ::)

[Seara]

You go up to random people asking for cookies, that is so wrong on so many levels that I can't put up with it a moment longer

[doom29169]

You never give me any of YOUR cookies, so I have to ask other people. We are OVER!

[Seara]

Such an addict that you don't even remember all the cookies I gave you...go to rehab because you can't stay here any longer

[TheLegionary]

You changed completely. Normally, girls go into plastic surgery to gain breasts, but it seems you went the other way around. I need large boobs to lick. What am I going to do now? I have to look for a girl to meet  my needs!

[Bubbles]

I can't take it anymore..You think I can endure more honey and melted chocolate?Noway!!
Good bye.

[MrDiamondBackJack]

It's not you babe.  It's me.  You see, I recently realized that I was a Greek god.  It was fine to hang with you when I was just some king's knave, being kicked around the edges of a human court.  Now though, I am the heir apparent to the Olympian crown!  Do you really think that Daddy and Mummy would accept a mortal, like yourself?  If it would make you feel better, I could turn you into a tree or something, to preseve you beauty and all of that jazz.

[doom29169]

Dude your not a greek god, your a damned statue. AND there is a leaf over you who-ha. How am I suppose to...you know...with a leaf? I'm outta here!

[MrDiamondBackJack]

You are leaving me over a leaf?  It wasn't much fun for me either.  I am tired of you screaming "stick your fist up the puppet"!  I need a new game.

[JerichoMyers]

-Too busy laughing at that last comment to break up with you-

[Lucius Cornelius]

my mummy always told me not going out with goblins so ...

[JerichoMyers]

So what? Huh, speak up little nigga! That's what I thought. Come on bitch, we're gonna call up the boys and violently have intercourse with your anus!

[doom29169]

I cannot stomach your gangbangs anymore. We are through

[JerichoMyers]

No Doom! I never gang banged you, I LOVED YOU TOO MUCH!

[doom29169]

So you just gangbang other people? Now we are through!

[JerichoMyers]

You know what, fuck you then, we're through. I hope a hobo stabs you, drags you into an ally, and rapes you while calling you his little bitch while you bleed to death!

[Lucius Cornelius]

you say so disgusthing things before about me...

[JerichoMyers]

My mind has been very messed and gross for some odd reason. Oh, and we're through. Have a nice day and I love you.

[Harley Quinn]

I thought you loved me!  Oh, whatever, I knew it was all a facade!  Well, here you go, pal, you've got your freedom now! -slams door after stealing all of his money, which only turned out to be seven dollars-

[Brian Boru]

First you leave and I don't hear from you in forever -now you want back in like nothing ever happened. I can't live on a roller coaster baby.