Last Poster Wins

[AmbrosiaPudding]

I don't think it's that. Just, I want the win.

[Vill]

I am the win.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

No, dear, you're not.

[Vill]

True story: I read it in a Natty G.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

I read that Abraham Lincoln said you can't believe everything you read in Natty G so . . .

[Vill]

Sounds to me that you read that in a Natty G.

God, I love winning.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

And losing, you're always losing the win to me.

[Vill]

I've noticed. I think it's almost sweet how insistent you are in spending time with me under the guise of making me "lose."

Makes me feel like a winner. ;)

[AmbrosiaPudding]

I'm insistent upon winning my good sir.

[Vill]

Mhm.

Modesty is a good trait. Or, so I'm told: I haven't much time for it myself, what with all this winning.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

Modesty is a good trait. So is assertiveness. So I'll just assert myself the win.

[Vill]

Asserting yourself over me, the win, already?

I'm not that kind of girl: you'll have to at least buy me dinner first.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

Oh no, not over you. Over the win. Which is an entirely different thing than you. I'm certain of it.

[Vill]

People used to be certain the Earth was flat.

I won't hold it against you.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

Who's to say that it's not? It seems a little on dimensional to me and the win.

[Vill]

Yikes.

I guess it's a good thing you live in ancient Egypt. I called the wps to confiscate that win and put it the custody of a proper guardian: myself.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

You can have the faux win all you want.

[Vill]

Faux messing forever awesome universal xylophone. Which is pretty winning in itself.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

I just had lunch. I have refueled. The win is mine.

[auroraChloe]

just slips in here all quiet like for the win. 

[AmbrosiaPudding]

No, dear, I let you have it for a little while but it's still mine.

[auroraChloe]

my pink loving friend, i think you may have hit your head.  everyone knows the win is mine.

[AmbrosiaPudding]

. . . No, no. It's right here safe beside me.

[auroraChloe]

*snags*  thanks for holding that for me

[Kurzyk]

Runs his hands through Chloe's hair, and slips the win into his pocket.