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Started by Jude, February 01, 2011, 08:00:50 PM

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mystictiger

#25
February 03, 2011, 10:41:44 AM
If you want someone to reall dominate you, then I can think of no better man than this fellow:



He'll be out of a job soon, and maybe he'll move into the... er... personal services market. Hell, maybe you can get a package discount to include his son (who's wife is rather hawt):

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Trieste

#26
February 03, 2011, 10:43:31 AM
*perks* Dominate? I heard someone say dominate.

mystictiger

#27
February 03, 2011, 11:06:01 AM
Quote from: Trieste on February 03, 2011, 10:43:31 AM
*perks* Dominate? I heard someone say dominate.

I can see it now...

Hosni, Trieste, and about 30,000 secret policemen.
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Trieste

#28
February 03, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
>.> I'm down with multiple partners but I'm not quite that much of a party girl.

mystictiger

#29
February 03, 2011, 11:11:23 AM
Quote from: Trieste on February 03, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
>.> I'm down with multiple partners but I'm not quite that much of a party girl.

I figure that Poor Mr 30,000 will basically be stirring the biggest pot of porridge since the morning of the Battle Of Banochburn. And think of how much that'd chafe.

30,001 partners, each at 6 minutes...

Hm. 125 days.

I'd bring a book.

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Jude

#30
February 03, 2011, 11:14:19 AM
Better yet:  write one.

Trieste

#31
February 03, 2011, 11:16:19 AM
I'm deducting a shirt from your total, Mystic.

Torch

#32
February 04, 2011, 10:37:05 AM
Gadaffi! Bringing sexy back since 1969!



Pimpin' shades and givin' Sarkozy some love!



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Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

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Trieste

#33
February 04, 2011, 10:44:37 AM
A man who isn't afraid to wear purple?! <3 <3 <3

Oniya

#34
February 04, 2011, 11:07:11 AM
It used to be that only royalty could wear purple.  Given the self-entitled mindset of most despots... not surprised at Gaddafi rockin' the purple.
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Shjade

#35
February 04, 2011, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: Trieste on February 04, 2011, 10:44:37 AM
A man who isn't afraid to wear purple?! <3 <3 <3
What's wrong with purple...?
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