Last Poster Wins

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Dys Astyr

Quote from: Boatman on August 07, 2014, 08:06:34 AM
Boat minding his business and suddenly receives the biggest smacker of a kiss on his lips ever.
'Smackeroooooo'
"Whaa..."
Realises it's an arrow.
"If only I had my gadgets I could work out who would tease me in this way."
Notices string attached to missile.
"Aha"

;D Why is this retractable arrow retracting so damn slowly?
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Boat being pulled along by a string, thinks it a trifle embarrassing. Worse if he'd ruined a suit. Thankfully only had on shorts.
History, where creative writing was born.

Dys Astyr

(Sometimes I wonder, why do they keep those shorts... Of all the things to survive the franchise...)

Your going to catch your death of cold running around dressed like that Boat. Pants not part of your severance package? ;)
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Boatman

What to do?
My tailor is in a huff.
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Dys Astyr

Puts her black villain coat over Boat's shoulders

You shouldn't be wandering around like this, someone will take advantage of you. This area is known to be frequented by nefarious persons. :O
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Boatman

Thank you kindly. Here take a gold sovereign for your trouble. They were sown into my shorts in case of emergencies but completely spoil the line.
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Dys Astyr

Oh shiny.  ;D Won't you come to my totally not suspicious windowless van and let me give you a ride somewhere?
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Boatman

That is very kind of you. (aside: and I have no sensors to warn me of danger)
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FroreQueen

-Sneaks off with the win.-
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Rhedyn

~sneaks off with FroreQueen and the win~

blue eyes

hi Rhedyn, haven't seen you for a while; how are you doing ?

Oh, does that mean I win ? :)
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting --
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

Rhedyn

I'm very well thank you, blue eyes... just busy since it's the summer holidays  :-)

I hope things are going well for you too. And no, it doesn't... but I'll share the win with you if you like  ;)


Boatman

Puts the win in his bag and heads off on a motorcycle (leaving some chocolate).
History, where creative writing was born.

Dys Astyr

Leaving without me? Bad form Boat.  8-)
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Boatman

(Hold on)

... heads off on a motorcycle (leaving some choc)... to pick up Dr Girlfriend.
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Dys Astyr

Makes Boat ride in the sidecar, then pops on her goggles and peels out.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Quite a bumpy ride towards that long looking drop.
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Dys Astyr

Guess you better hope this thing can fly then.  ;)
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Boatman

#3518
Boat climbs out of side car and attempts to take control. Just manages to cling onto cliff edge and win as bike goes over.
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Dys Astyr

Flies away with magic motorcycle, wondering where on earth Boat went.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Saiyuri

-sneaks in and sits down on the floor, grinning happily- I win?

Boatman

Looks up enviously at circling flying motorcycle. Harumphh!

Thanks for looking after the win Sai, I'll take it now. Bye.
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Dys Astyr

Does some daring aerial maneuvers before flying in low to scoop up both Boat and the Win.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Vrroooommm.... whooossshh.

Boat grins broadly, forgetting all about losing the win.
This is more like it. Beats his old bike which only flies on hills.
He slips his hands round the driver's waist for stability as they swoop into tight turns and shouts (over exciting noise and vibration) "My turn to drive?"
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Dys Astyr

Shrugs

Sure, why not?

Jumps up and balances precariously on the back of the motorcycle, which begins to veer wildly with no one steering
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3