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Offline Endorphin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11000 on: February 04, 2018, 04:36:35 AM »
That's pretty damn awesome!


I'm surprised you have any friends at all with all those guns! It's just guns, guns, guns... all the time! There's never any time for us! We never spend any quality time anymore. Why don't you just go ahead and marry a gun... and have little gun children. And be all gun. All the gun time! We're done!




Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11001 on: February 04, 2018, 09:17:09 AM »
You're not superman. I'm tired of you running around tearing your shirt open. It isn't funny. I'm done.

Offline Endorphin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11002 on: February 09, 2018, 07:37:16 AM »
I'm just so damn frustrated at the way you always take our very best picnic-ware, that I shopped tirelessly for, and you simply use it as an item of clothing with no regard to the social calendar of others!

I'm done. We're through! And I hope there's still some bull ants in that rug to feast on your nether regions!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11003 on: February 09, 2018, 09:06:32 AM »
You spend all your time in the gym (not to mention, spending our hard earned money on gym membership fees!), and then there's the whole "not buttoning up or zipping up" thing.   I can't concentrate on work or anything else when you're flaunting that hot bod all the time!  I'm sorry, baby, but it's over.  I'm going to miss you. 

WAIT... let me just.  *licks his abs one last time, taking a long, slow slather from his navel to his chest*

Okay... you can go now! 

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11004 on: February 09, 2018, 10:58:56 AM »
All you do is sit there. Day and night, just sitting there. You don't do anything else. I just can't.

Good bye.

Offline Boatman

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11005 on: February 09, 2018, 05:19:48 PM »
There you go posing again...

Who is going to make the dinner?
Who is going to tidy up the mess?

Sorry... this is just a tape recording, I've already gone.

Offline Skyler2813

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11006 on: February 11, 2018, 01:15:29 AM »
You pulled a knife on me? Just because I suggested we go to a bath house together? We are so over...

By the way, I want that knife.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11007 on: February 11, 2018, 10:34:31 AM »
Skyler!

Enough with the sexy poses, okay?

I just wanted to watch reruns of House or Star Trek or Stranger Things, in pj's with ice cream and popcorn.

It's not a photo-shoot. You're not on Big Brother and this ain't no audition, okay?

I want someone that can just cuddle.

Take your hot bod and go!

Offline Swashbuckler

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11008 on: February 11, 2018, 10:57:36 AM »
Bun-bun!

All my Cherry Garcia is gone......again!

This is utterly intolerable!

Wiggle your fluffy, sexy ass out the door!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11009 on: February 11, 2018, 11:56:44 AM »
I'm tired of you digging up my living room. I've told you a thousand times that is just a decorative rug not an X that marks where treasure is. Your obsession is getting out of hand. I think you need to go to pirate rehab.

I just can't handle this anymore. Good bye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11010 on: February 11, 2018, 01:57:56 PM »
Your braveheart reenactments are getting way to far out of hand.

You know how many times I have had to repair claymore damages

I am out of here

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11011 on: February 11, 2018, 02:29:51 PM »
It is just an allergy to feathers, sorry.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11012 on: February 11, 2018, 04:30:27 PM »
Boatman.

You know how I adore you. But really. I will say this one more time...

YOU. ARE. AN. INSURANCE. SALESMAN.

YOU. ARE. NOT. AN INTERNATIONAL SPY.

It'd be cool and all, sure. But your boss called today and wanted you to bring the Murphy Account Figures to him ASAP. And do you know how embarrassed I was to have to tell him you were, slinking around the hallways with that knife of yours and couldn't come to the phone?

I can't do this anymore... I've run out of excuses!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11013 on: February 11, 2018, 04:34:39 PM »
BBS

As much as I love a little cosplay in my relations, I still feel you are taking the ears and tail a little too far..... theybare meant for you not for me.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11014 on: February 11, 2018, 04:43:37 PM »
Dear KR,

One little flower? Is that all I matter to you? One little flower?

What about a field of them? A valley of them?

One little flower, really?

Don't I deserve more and more and more?

I think I do.

*nods*

I know I do.

See ya!

Offline Eikichi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11015 on: February 11, 2018, 06:45:31 PM »
Dear,

We really need to talk. I know we talked about how sexy you were in the bunny costume. It was fun. But now; you're wearing it everywhere. it's really getting.. quite weird. I just can't handle it anymore.

I'm sorry, goodbye.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11016 on: February 11, 2018, 07:34:12 PM »
 Dear E.

You promised to pleasure my body, and my mind.

But doesnt that involve costumes too?

I'm certain it does.

*nods*


Offline Endorphin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11017 on: February 11, 2018, 07:40:30 PM »
BBS, the cupcakes are killin' me!

How is a guy supposed to maintain these fantastically awesome washboard abs when it's just cupcakes all the time!

It's cute an' everything...  but I can't take all the calories.  I'll lose my April slot in the fireman calendar!

We're through!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11018 on: February 12, 2018, 06:14:51 AM »
Its true! Those abs are smokin' hot!
Curse you!

You had to foil my plan to fatten you up.

Im taking my sugery confections elsewhere!




Offline Endorphin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11019 on: February 12, 2018, 06:38:23 AM »
How am I supposed to get my dose of natural moonshine to make my perfectly bronzed skin all effervescent and give it a lustrous glow when you're always up there, hogging it all the damn time? Hmmmm...

Man in the moon? Hrmph... How about woman infront of the moon!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11020 on: February 13, 2018, 12:36:28 AM »
your way to obsessed with the moon, are you sure your not a werewolf? wait are you? No? Ok I'm gone now.

Offline Kazyth

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11021 on: February 13, 2018, 07:11:39 PM »
Dolly... oh Dolly.

You are sweet and wonderful.  But your obsession with being put on shelves and dressing up in expensive, antique clothing then standing there for hours not blinking creeps people out when I have friends over.  I'm sorry, but this just isn't going to work out.

I hope you find the dollhouse of your dreams, but I'm gone now.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #11022 on: February 13, 2018, 08:09:31 PM »
What's with you and your obsession with towels?  All day, every day, you walk around with a towel flapping around your (hot) bod, like a kid who's infatuated with superheros, wearing a towel as his cape!  I am forever washing towels.   ::) It was sexy at first, but I'm over it.

Bye Darlin' Kaz.

Sits his suitcase on the front porch, packed with nothing but towels.  :P