Four Letter Word - 1b

Started by Anesa, August 11, 2011, 01:41:19 PM

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Codswallop

Even if you did, we wouldn't mind.

Anesa

I need to mend this dress...there's a hole in the most peculiar place!

Codswallop

It doesn't show unless you bend over.

Anesa

Could you lend me a hand and help me fix it?

Codswallop

I'm more in the mood to rend it.

Anesa

Am I going to have to send you to the naughty corner, Cod?

Codswallop

No need, I'll wend my own way there.

Anesa

Stay there until I wave my magic wand, okay?  *sniggles and grins*

Codswallop

I'll mind my manners, I don't want to have to sit here all night.

Mordred

I'm just gonna chill here and watch the moon wane it's lovely little way down into the distant waves.
*See Pillory*

Codswallop

I think things like that keep us sane.

Mordred

Uh oh.. looks like my toes also sank into the sand.. look, I have no feet!
*See Pillory*

Codswallop

Oh no, Mordred's toes sank in the sand!  He has no feet!   :-)

Anesa

A sane person would know he had only hidden his feet beneath the sand.  :/

Codswallop

Sheesh, I'm so gullible.  It's the bane of my existence.

Mordred

You know the cure for that? Let's bake some cookies.
*See Pillory*

Anesa

Yes, I knew that!  Food is the answer to everything, for goodness sake!

Codswallop

I bake a pretty awesome cake, even if I do say so myself.  Cooking is science for hungry people.

Anesa

Could you make me a copy of your special cake so that I might bake one for myself?  :)

Mordred

Also.. mind if I slip a little espresso in that concoction? Anything to always wake my ass is a good thing! :)
*See Pillory*

Anesa

Do you mind if I take a little swig of your "pick me up"? 

Mordred

Ohhhh, please do.. but after you take a toke of this cigar of mine.
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

I'd rather take a sip of a Coke.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
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     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Anesa

Would anyone like some leftover birthday cake?

Mordred

You mean that delicious little bit left in the glass case?
*See Pillory*