Corrupt a wish

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Nova Genesis

Granted but now things get all weird with the jealousy from other friends who were crushing on you.

I wish I was a kung-fu action movie star.

Rish

Granted, but Jackie-chan ends up out shining almost all of your movies and you end up needing to become his apprentice in several shows just to gain attention.

I wish the era of real gods began once more so I could see a world where miracles truly happened.

Nova Genesis

Granted, but to balance the emergence of a greater good in the true gods an even worse evil arises. Because it is your wish you have both the privilege and burden of witnessing both.

I wish candy trees grew on my street.

Golden Spider

Granted but they are Candy Crush trees

I wish that i can turn invisible
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Bedroom Lazarus

You are turned into a breeze that restlessly roams existence with little substance and no control and never seen.

I wish for anofficial Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Passion is something no man can resist eternally.
Temptation will burn through a soul, devour its purity and intoxicate all those who are in its path.
Fret not oh lost little lamb, for you shall be led by the wolf with a cross to the green pastures promised you all the same. 
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The Sins that Beckon Me

Hob

Granted, but "you'll shoot your eye out, kid."

I wish I knew back then what I know now.

Rish

Granted, but you find yourself unable to know anything else until you reach your current age again. No matter how much you try.

I wish racism didn't exist.

Nova Genesis

Granted , but then people with that mindset would find something even more silly to be obsessed with, like dividing into sects based on who throws rock most of the time, scissors most of the time, and paper most of the time. And believe me the wars fought over RPS would be just as bloody as the eenie meenie miney moe conflict.

I wish I  could be here to see an end to suffering for all human kind.

Rish

Granted, but you live long enough to see the human race become the source of suffering for the other sentient species of the world as we start taking them over to purge their world of the resources we need for survival.

I wish angels existed on the mortal plane.

Nova Genesis

Granted, but their piety is so pure that it begs that all sinners be removed no matter how small or insignificant the sin.

I wish I was more organized.

Rish

Granted, but now you have to have everything perfectly organized. The smallest thing out of place can set you off into a panic.

I wish the undead didn't kill people.

Golden Spider

Granted, but now they are vicious sex fiends with amazing strength, and kinky too. which is how they transfer the virus

I wish that I could blink (the RPG short range teleport)
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Rish

Granted, but you keep finding yourself stuck in objects, walls, and falls like you're glitching in an rpg.

I wish I was a protagonist of an rpg!

Nova Genesis

Granted, but its one where you have to lose someone very near and dear to you in order for you to gain the strength to rise to victory.

I wish I could travel with a carnival.

Rish

Granted, but you end up being the butt of every joke from the clowns for a reason no one understands!

I wish magic was real.

Nova Genesis

Granted but then there would be laws to govern it's use and restrict just how much you could know about it.

I wish I could go back in time.

Rish

Granted, but just like the prince of Persia the power to go back in time comes with a price.

I wish I could grant wishes. 

Nova Genesis

Granted but you are only popular as long as you are useful and unfortunately due to the multitude of wishes made your powers quickly burn out and evaporate but not before they take half of your remaining life with them.

I wish beauty was not just skin deep.

Rish

Granted, but the definition of beauty begins to change overtime. And with the whole of the human race does, becoming alien to what you knew of it.

I wish their was life on other planets.

Nova Genesis

Granted but they all have nothing but disdain for the life on this one and as soon as we discover them they put their plan for our annihilation into action.

I wish a I could read a smile as more than what it appears to be.

Rish

Granted, but you begin to see the truth of every human you come across and it drives you to insanity on how twisted the human race truly is.

I wish time travel was real.

Nova Genesis

Granted. So you travel time and in each instance that one of humanity's greatest achievements occurs you place a patent on it and become the richest man that ever lived as well as the most jaded due to not having one experience that you could not buy.


I wish we were all at a pizza joint playing this game.

Rish

Granted, but you're all trapped in the game...making it your reality. And unable to leave..foooooorever.

I wish I had super powers.

Nova Genesis

Granted but like Uncle Ben said, with great powers come great responsibility so with the emergence of those powers comes the responsibility to save the world. If you don't the army captures you and experiments until they can be duplicated and then they destroy you claiming that you were a threat to world peace that never existed.


I wish I knew what it felt like to walk on clouds.

Golden Spider

Granted, but you literally live on a cloud unable to ever get off


I wish that I have all the marvel comic books, and a subscription to any that are ongoing
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