Having Friends for Dinner [Fandom/Original] [Marvel, Horror, more] [OPEN]

[Sevenpercentsolution]

ABOUT THE ROLEPLAYER
- 10+ years of roleplaying experience
- Plays heroes and villains
- Plays males and females
- Plays dominants and submissives and everything in-between
- Prefers to play multiple characters
- Up to ten paragraphs for introduction posts, an average of four paragraphs per regular post
- Does original and fan-based pairings
- Does homosexual and heterosexual pairings; open to roleplays involving threesomes; open to non-binary characters
- Has a penchant for playing demented/sadistic/nihilistic/sociopathic/plain weird characters
- Loves Crack!Pairings; the weirder the pairing, the better
- Has a twisted sense of humour
- Prefers canons in fan-based, but can be tempted by unusual or exceptional OCs
- Likes to chat OOC with partners

LOOKING FOR PARTNERS WHO
- Are capable of playing multi-faceted characters
- Enjoy character development
- Have a sense of humour
- Aren't extreme submissives (eg: crying, soppy things with no backbone)
- Who are okay with being in regular to semi-regular communication
- Are excited about plotting and characterization

RULES
- No bestiality
- No child-parent incest
- No characters below the age of 18 involved in romantic situations
- No furries
- No male pregnancy
- If it's got a strike through it on the list then I have too many (though I may be tempted by a bizarre/unusual pairing)

FANDOM

Movies *Contents in parentheses denote who I prefer to play*

American Mary (Mary)
Antiviral (Syd)
A-Team (Murdock, Hannibal, Face, Baracus)
Avengers (Tony, Clint, Coulson, Bruce/Hulk, Steve, Natasha, Loki, Thor, Fury, Jane, Erik, Nick Fury)
Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/Rises (Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Robin John Blake, Bane, Alfred, Two-Face/Harvey Dent, Joker, Jonathan Crane, Selina Kyle, Ducard/Al Ghul)
Darkman (Peyton)
Day Watch (Anton, Sveta, Olga, Yegor)
Devil's Rejects/House of 1000 Corpses (Otis, Spaulding)
Die Hard (John McClane)
District 9 (Wikus, OC Prawn)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (Dr. Horrible/Billy Buddy, Moist)
Drive (Driver)
Friday the 13th (Jason Voorhees)
Halloween (Michael Myers)
[The] Hangover (Stu, Phil, Doug, Alan)
Hellboy (Abe Sapien, Hellboy, Johann Krauss, Nuada, Nuala, Liz)
[The] Hobbit (Bilbo, Kili, Thorin, Bifur, Bofur)
Hot Fuzz (Sergeant Nicholas Angel)
In Bruges (Harry, Ray, Ken)
Inception (Arthur, Cobb, Fischer, Ariadne)
Inglourious Basterds (Aldo, Landa, Utivich, Donny, Hugo, Wicki, Archie)
Inspector Gadget (Gadget, ala Gritty Reboot style)
Iron Man/2/3 (Tony Stark, Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts, Aldritch Killian, Justin Hammer, Nick Fury) [see: Avengers and Marvel for other characters]
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Harry Lockhart)
[The] Losers (Jensen, Clay, Cougar, Pooch)
Nightmare on Elm Street (Freddy Krueger)
Once Upon a Time In Mexico (Sheldon Sands, El Mariachi)
Pacific Rim (Hermann Gottlieb, Newton Geiszler)
Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow, Commodore Norrington)
Prometheus (David 8)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (Repo Man/Nathan, Blind Mag, Luigi, Pavi, Amber, Graverobber, Shilo)
Rocknrolla (One-Two, Archy, Handsome Bob, Johnny Quid, Mumbles)
Saw (John 'Jigsaw' Kramer, Amanda Young, Eric Matthews, Mark Hoffman, Peter Strahm, Lindsay Perez, Jill Tuck)
Seven Psychopaths (Billy, Marty, Hans, Myra, Charlie)
Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui Gonn Jinn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, C3P0, R2D2)
Sweeney Todd (Sweeney)
Terminator: Salvation (John, Marcus)
Thor/2 (Loki, Thor, Phil Coulson, Jane, Erik Selvig, Odin, Frigga, Heimdall, Sif, Fandral, Hogun, Volstagg)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Night Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian)
X-Men (Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Deadpool, Cyclops, Mystique, Jubilee, Storm, Xavier)
X-Men: First Class (Xavier, Magneto, Banshee, Mystique, Deadpool)
Zombieland (Columbus, Tallahassee)

Television Shows

Arrested Development (Michael, Gob, Buster, George Michael, Maeby, Tobias, Lindsay, Lucille, George Sr)
Better Off Ted (Ted, Phil, Lem, Veronica)
Breaking Bad (Walter, Jesse, Gus, Mike, Hank, Marie, Skyler, Walt Jr, Lydia)
Community (Abed, Jeff, Troy, Britta, Annie, Shirley, Pierce, Senor Chang, Duncan)
Dead Like Me (Mason, Rube, George, Daisy, Roxie)
Dexter (Dexter Morgan)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog (Dr. Horrible, Captain Hammer, Moist, Penny)
Farscape (Crichton, D'Argo, Zhaan, Aeryn, Pilot, Rygel, Chiana)
Firefly (Mal, Simon, Jayne, Wash, Kaylee, Zoe, Inara, Book, River)
Hannibal (Hannibal, Will Graham, Jack Crawford, Alana Bloom, Beverly Katz, Abigail Hobbs, Freddie Lounds, Frederick Chilton, Abel Gideon, Brian Zeller, Jimmy Price, Bedelia DuMaurier, Matthew Brown)
House M.D. (House, Wilson, Cuddy)
Jeeves and Wooster (Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves)
Metalocalypse (Charles, Nathan, Pickles, Murderface)
Misfits (Nathan, Simon, Kelly)
Orange Is the New Black (Nicky, Piper, Red, Alex, Miss Claudette, Sue, Yoga Jones, Sophia)
Psych (Carlton Lassiter, Shawn Spencer, Burton Guster)
Scrubs (Perry Cox, The Janitor, The Todd, Ted, Carla, Turk, Elliot)
Stargate: SG1 (Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Teal'C)

Comics, Books, and Graphic Novels

Deadpool Comics (Deadpool)
DC Comics (Batman, Scarecrow, Joker, Two-Face, Superman)
Discworld (Sam Vimes, Lord Vetinari, Rincewind, The Luggage, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Death, Nobby, Fred Colon, Moist Von Lipwig)
Drive (Driver)
Game of Thrones (John, Tyrion, Arya, Cersei, Sansa, Sandor, Catelyn, Davos, Jaime, Brienne)
Gun Machine (Tallow, Bat, Scarly)
Level 26 (Sqweegel, Dark)
[The] Losers (Jensen, Clay, Cougar, Pooch)
Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock, Watson)
Silence of the Lambs/Red Dragon/Hannibal (Hannibal, Will Graham)
Sin City (Marv, Dwight, Hartigan, Nancy, Gail)
X-Men/Marvel Comics (Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Cyclops, Storm, Deadpool, Jubilee, Spiderman, Ironman, Thor, Loki, Coulson, Hawkeye, Captain America, Nick Fury, Charles Xavier)
Watchmen (Rorschach, Nite Owl II, Dr. Manhattan, Ozymandias, The Comedian, Nite Owl I, Silk Spectre)

Video Games

Bioshock (Jack, OC Splicer, OC Doctor, OC Rapture Resident)
Halo (Master Chief, Cortana, Captain Keys)
Soul Caliber (Voldo)

ORIGINAL

Plot Outlines *Contents in brackets denote who I prefer to play*

(The Killing Type) A seasoned hitman ends up in the unprecedented situation of having left a witness he can't bring himself to kill; instead, he takes them with him and languishes over the choice he must make.  He decides to groom them to do his job. [Hitman]
(Write Me a Murder Ballad) A psychology student/a renowned therapist writes to inmates as part of a thesis they're developing and ends up in long-term correspondence with a particularly clever killer.  However, when the inmate is up for review, they end up acquitted because of the discovery of withheld evidence during the course of the case.  A free man, he's keen on meeting his penpal. [Murderer]
(When the Lights Go Out) A long-standing relationship is turned on its head when one character goes missing and the distraught partner left behind goes in search of their lover.  With the police offering little help, they begin to get desperate - and then someone turns up on their doorstep, someone who works with their lover and reveals a number of disturbing truths about them as they ban together to find them. [Missing Person, Doorstep Character]
(Overkill) One character has had crushing feelings for their best friend's father for years; when they decide to do something about it, they accidentally discover some unseemly things about the man. [Friend's Father]
(The Oath) A politician is being threatened and sends an old army friend to get their only child and take them on a road trip to keep them safe. Said army friend is the godfather of the now grown child and was once a regular presence in their life (and a surrogate father where their real father couldn't provide actual affection) until he disappeared one day.  Old wounds, snarkiness, long-standing emotions surface. [Godfather]
(Mr. Id) When a man ends up in an accident that damages the part of his brain responsible for his conscience, his fiancee/best friend/partner has to learn to cope with a new and dangerous version of a person they love. [Chap Who Loses His Conscience]
(Die Hard Fan) A rookie serial killer breaks into a house late at night to make their second kill, only to discover they've picked the wrong victim - an experienced, vicious, and brilliant killer.  What could have turned into a slaughter veers off course when they end up working together instead. [Experienced Killer]
(Broken Glass) A rookie or shamed police officer is assigned the career-killing case of monitoring a mercurial junkie criminal who turns out to have insight regarding cases [Junkie]
(Mad Love) A psychiatrist in an institute for the criminally insane has been dealing with the same inmates for a long time, but has accidentally grown fond of a particularly fascinating one.  When new management comes into effect, someone makes the mistake of letting their guard down around a violent inmate and the result is not only that they get out of their prison, but begin to release the other prisoners.  Staff at the facility are forced to find safe places to hide as the building goes into lock-down and the psychiatrist finds themselves in a precarious situation, about to be brutalized, only to have their favourite inmate come to their rescue.  A story of mad love. [Inmate]
(Upstanding Citizen) The partner of a good-natured and well-intentioned man accidentally makes jarring discoveries about their boyscout of a fiancee that links them to a number of unsolved crimes.
(The Orchard) The daughter of a poverty-stricken family is given away in an arranged marriage in exchange for a large dowry; the man she is betrothed to is rumoured to be a foreign war hero with a reputation for being terrifying and completely batshit.  Said terrifying man lives in a sprawling home with only his assistant, an aging man who believes his master's marriage may soften his bad reputation.  A story about politics, murder, and romance with ruthless socially awkward introverts. [War Hero, Assistant]
(We're In This Together) Old high school friends: one, a former loser goth, the other a straight-A student. Unlikely friends, but somehow it worked. They meet by chance later in life - the straight-A student has fallen into the trap of an abusive relationship while the other has gotten his act together. A run-in with the abusive husband leads two old friends to wonder how to get away with murder. [Old Friend]
(Seeking Sidekick) Someone jokingly answers a bizarre ad seeking a crime-fighting partner and is drawn into a world of superheroes [Superhero]
(The Tower) Based off of the App 'Zombies, Run!', a character survives a helicopter accident only to find themselves stranded in the middle of zombie central.  With only basic supplies and their kicks, their only living contact is a voice from the headset you took from the dead pilot - they're left with no option but to trust a man who refers to himself as Tower as he directs them to safety and they begin to develop a bond through words alone. [Tower]
(Losers, Inc.) Two best friends with no experience and zero luck end up accidentally taking on a case when the more intrepid (see: irresponsible) of the two pretends to be a private investigator in an attempt to impress someone.  Can be made supernatural. 
(Gently Now) A police officer/lawyer (or other) accidentally stumbles onto a scene of horror and gets swept into the clutches of a notorious serial killer who has decided to to keep them. [Serial Killer]
(Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire) A surgeon leaving their workplace late at night is kidnapped by a bizarrely polite assailant, taken to a location to perform on-the-spot surgery on a man who has been shot.  With a gun to their head, they save the man's life, only to realize that the situation hasn't stopped being dire - they've seen the faces of a number of criminals, and now they have no choice but be put on the payroll or be buried with their enemies. [Kidnapper, Shot Man, Mob Boss]
(Shifter) The sole survivor of a hostage situation is haunted years later; they try to move on with their life, but they find themselves trailed by the memory of their long-dead kidnapper, who they still swear was unearthly.  When their captor turns up alive one day, the survivor is left to cope with the feelings that come from it while trying to convince those around them that he's alive - even though he no longer looks the same. [kidnapper]
(Boost) A career carjacker steals the wrong car one day, finding themselves living a nightmare when the owner seeks revenge through stalking and tormenting the thief. [car owner]

Plots That Are Currently Unavailable

(Such Great Heights) When a talented assassin is sent to kill a businessman in a towering building, he is met with a problem he's never faced before - someone more skilled than him.  It turns out the businessman - wickedly intelligent - has a bodyguard who has been ordered to take the assassin alive.  (Note: This RP would involve three main characters with a very strong chance of there being a three-way relationship.) [Businessman, Bodyguard]
(My Beloved Monster) The childhood invisible friend to a heavily-medicated artist comes back after an adulthood trauma and refuses to be phased out again [Monster]
(I Put a Spell On You) Frustrated with a series of over-complicated and unsuccessful relationships (or perhaps an unhappy and current one), someone decides to dabble in the supernatural.  Feeling ridiculous and following a roughly translated latin spell, they summon a demon - an affable incubus - with the nervous intention of fulfilling their fantasies for a night.  To their great surprise, it works, and they are faced with the reality of now having said demon at their beck and call - but it turns out things aren't so cut-and-dry.  Having made a mistake by putting their own blood into the spell (rather than that of a sacrifice; chicken or cow blood) they have bound the clever, trouble-making demon to themselves for the rest of their mortal life. [Demon]
(Souljacker) An office worker is bored with his dead-end job and frustrated with a micromanaging/borderline abusive boss.  Heading into work one day, they come across a stranded motorist and help them get to their destination, for which they are profoundly grateful. They insist on buying them a drink in gratitude and the office worker ends up completely wasted, explaining their trouble to this complete stranger.  The office worker wakes up to find that several days have gone missing, that their best friend has left increasingly panicked voicemails, and that their boss has disappeared. [Motorist, Boss, and BFF]
(Haymaker) A gambler/con-man/criminal with a debt hanging over their head ends up in league with a vicious businessman willing to offer sanctuary for the price of helping him with a few misdeeds. [Businessman]
(Heavy) A shipyard worker accidentally uncovers the contents of a container and ends up running for their life from the backlash that follows. [TBA; antagonist]
(The Twist) Two complete strangers wake up in a room together. Both have been taken hostage - one is the spoiled offspring of a billionaire weapons dealer - the other, a blue collar worker who has no idea why he's there.  They have to work together to escape their trap and warn the father about what's coming to get him. [Blue collar worker]

Pairing Ideas

Homicidal Doctor/Police Officer
Zombie Apocalypse Survivor/Zombie Apocalypse Survivor
Genius Career Thief/Tortured Detective
Scientist/Monstrous Experiment
Attending Physician/Intern
Supervillain/Unwitting Lover
Supervillain/Superhero
Mafioso/Innocent Bystander
Grim Reaper/Human
Circus Freak/Dancer or Curious Visitor
Guardian Angel/Savior of the World
Terrifying Criminal/Nextdoor Neighbour
Friend/Best Friend's Supervillain Father
Bored Retail Worker/Serial Killer
Businessman/Android
Supervillain-in-training/Retired Mad Scientist
Businessman/Bodyguard
Businessman/Captive Assassin
Apprentice/Modern Day Wizard/Modern Day Evil Sorcerer
Wild Man/Traveller
Undead/Archaeologist
Sheriff and/or Deputy/Outlaw
Friend/Ex-Convict Best Friend
Con-Artist/Con-Artist
Super Soldier/Revolutionary
Serial Killer/Obsessive Fan
Serial Killer/Serial Killer-in-Training
Struggling Actor/Famous Producer
Gold-digger/Hitman
Detective OR Private Investigator/Employer
Asylum Inmate/Doctor

Settings

Modern Times
Post-Apocalyptic
Dystopian/Big Brother
Virus Outbreak
Zombie Apocalypse
Robot Apocalypse
World of Superheroes/Villains
World War 2
World War 3
Sci-Fi Western
Modern Fantasy Setting
Film Noir/Detective Novel-esque
Lawless, Seedy City
Horror-Based
Extraterrestrial War
Sci-Fi, Human-Cyborg Body Modifications
Unwilling Time Travel (You Poor Bastard)
Bolivian Jungle
Crime Family
Illegal MMA Fighting
Human Evolution/Mutants
1950s Gangsters

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Plotlines Such Great Heights and Souljacker have been moved to unavailable.
Plotline Seeking Sidekick re-opened.
Drive (Driver) added to Books and Movies.
American Mary (Mary) added to Movies.

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New plots: The Tower and Losers, Inc. added to originals.
Plot: Souljacker made available.
Added fandoms Game of Thrones to books, Pacific Rim and Antiviral to Movies
Actively seeking RP partners at present.

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Added new plot Gently Now
Moved Haymaker and Heavy to unavailable

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Added plotline Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire

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Added original plot Shifter.

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Moved plot The Twist to unavailable. 
Updated fandoms.

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Added plot Boost.