Thing you never want to hear ______ say

[RP7466]

list a job title or position and then something you never want to hear them say

For example,

You never want to hear a:  lieutenant say "based on my experience"

[CynfulTragedy]

You never want to hear a surgeon say "Now where did I leave that scalpel?"

[Kata]

An airline Pilot to his Co-Pilot - "To bad we had to leave that keg party to fly this plane."

[GeekFury]

A bus driver say to himself - "Pity I failed my driving test five times."

[the taken]

Never want to hear you Pharmacist say "The only brand we carry is Placebo."

[RP7466]

you never want to hear me say -"hey watch this"

[Calison]

You never want to hear your Dungeon or Game Master say, after rolling some dice, "Well...that's not good for you..."

[CynfulTragedy]

What's sad is I had a DM actually say that to me once, Calison, lol

[Calison]

I can't tell you how many times it's happened to me, Cynful xD with my usual DM, I get it in the form of a very visible and distinct cringe. This means he just crit'ed on my character xD

You also don't want to hear your healer say, "Um...I'm out of healing spells for the day..." while still in the middle of an encounter. 

[CynfulTragedy]

In a D&D session, you never want to hear a rogue say "Oops".

[Calison]

>.>;; -is usually the rogue in the party- Also can't tell you how many times that's happened xD Becomes less of an issue after 5th level though...usually. 

[LadySheikah]

You never want to hear the guy on the radio say "Air sapport is going to be another ten minutes." While being shot at in a war zone.

And

You never want to hear a loud unknown sound while rideing in a helicpoter and the pilot says "well that can't be good"

[TheLegionary]

A lawyer should never say "to the best of my knowledge"

[RP7466]

you never would have wanted to hear general custer say "i have a plan"

[Zebu]

Things you never want to hear
From your doctor-- "You and whoever you slept with need to contact the CDC.  And pack bags for an extended stay away from home."
From your significant other-- "You mean you don't remember making out with your doorman last night?"
From anyone under the age of 7-- "Oops."
From anyone you employ in a legal or financial capacity-- "Oops."
From anyone you've just slept with-- "Oops."
From your sysadmin-- "Oops."  Or alternately, "How the hell did you manage to..."

[Jade]

Things you never want to hear your doctor say after he'd just given you a shot, "Oh, what was that I just gave you?"

[Nitro]

Things you never want to hear a surgeon say after surgery. "Has anyone seen my cell phone?"

[Sanai]

You never want to hear hear a bomb disposal specialist screaming and running for his life.

[RP7466]

you never want to wake up to hear a woman say "its not suppost to be contagious"

[Jade]

You never want to hear a dentist chatting with his nurses excitedly while he has a drill in your mouth.

[thirteenhearts]

You never want to hear that your veterinarian likes strange meat delicacies.

[Shadowsteel]

you never want to hear weird snapping noises in your mouth when you think your under anesthesia getting your wisdom teeth removed

Also, you never want to hear your sorceress say " Incoming! That evil Bard made me cast fireball on YOU!"

[Mistress Sorcha]

You never want to hear your DM (Dungeon Master) say: "Are you overly disturbed by graphic violence and/or torture?"

[Shadowsteel]

Yeesh, no. That was graphic. Had we been anywhere/when else, I would have been shouting more.

You never want to hear a scientist say "Huh. That shouldnt be happening with the reactor"

[Selene]

haha!

you never want to hear your teacher say "There's always next year"