Would you like me if I.....

[Songbird]

Sure! It's a good movie, but it isn't my favorite. :-)

Would you still like me if I couldn't help but tease and fondle you as I walked by?

[William Blake]

Depends - how often would you walk by?

Would you like me if I was an incorrigible tease?

[Ithyiri]

I would very much like you! ::)

Would you like me if I wore that one dress out to dinner tonight? You know the one.

[William Blake]

More than before.

Would you like me if had a penchant for collecting stray cats?

[Ithyiri]

That depends on how many we're talking about... But probably.

Would you like me if I wanted to dedicate a bedroom to the dogs?

[William Blake]

Sadly not. Apologies.

Would you like me if slept at extremely weird hours?

[Ithyiri]

Totes. I sleep at weird hours.

Would you like me if I surprised you by pelting you with a nerf gun after you got home?

[William Blake]

You mean an average Tuesday night? :P Absolutely.

Would you like me if I sabotaged your nerf gun?

[Ithyiri]

No! >:(

Would you like me if I showed up at work with lunch?

[William Blake]

What, my work? I would, but my kiddos might be jealous I had good food and they didn't. XD

What you like me if I had a secret, but was reluctant to share?

[Ithyiri]

N-yes. Secrets happen.

Would you like me if I plucked stray long hairs on your body?

[William Blake]

Haven't needed it much since I cut my hair, but sure.

Would you like me if I regrew said long hair?

[Ithyiri]

Yes! :o

Would you like me if I went for a pixie cut?

[Captain Maltese]

You had me at pixie.... but pixie cuts are great too!

Would you like me if I shaved away my beard?

[William Blake]

Probably.

Would you like me if I couldn't grow a beard? (sad, true story)

[Captain Maltese]

No problem.

Would you like me if I only drink my coffee black?

[William Blake]

More cream for me.

Would you like me if I just really needed to process about work when I got home?

[Captain Maltese]

Sharing is how one unites, isn't it.

Would you like me if I wanted to go on a yatch trip with you?

[Songbird]

I would love you! :D

Would you still like me if I often sang Disney songs to myself while working on one thing or another?

[Kazyth]

Of course I would!

Would you like me if I sang the male parts when you reached them, to make it a duet?

[Captain Maltese]

I am afraid that if I ever find myself dueting Timon and Pumba with anyone, I'll be needing a shovel to get rid of the evidence.

Would you like me if I could differ between eight different types of shovel without trying particularly hard?

[Songbird]

I'd be surprised, but also kind of impressed, so sure! :-)

Would you still like me if I could usually tell you what kind of of bird was singing?

[Captain Maltese]

I would adore you for it. More than for any physical attribute.

Would you like me if I took you with me to see the eagles?

[Songbird]

If you mean real eagles, I would love it! :D If you mean a sports team, I'd be less excited, but still supportive. :-)

Would you still like me if I took you out into the woods with me to look for owls?

[King Serperior]

I dunno.  The woods and I aren't friendly with one another.  >_>


If I took the Twix out of the variety chocolates and gave you the Reese?