He was SO xxxxxxxxxx that...

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Talia

She was so smart ....She only played stupid...when it suited her.


He was so rattled.....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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TheLegionary

that he did not sleep until he found a girl to fuck.

She was so seductive that ...

Talia

She was so seductive.....even the way she walked made you horny.

She was irresistible in the morning that......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Isengrad

even the dog wanted to fuck her.


his cock was so big...

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Talia

His cock was so big......she had to get out a measuring tape....just to make sure her eyes were not mistaken.

He was so horny that........
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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EpitomyofShyness

he could outdo a rinocerous.

He was so desperate that....

Talia

He was so desperate.....the rhinoceros had to do!!!!

He was such an animal that........
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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TheLegionary

He was such an animal that........ he did not know how to use knives and forks, just spoons.

She was such a barbarian that...

Psyche

She was such a barbarian that...  she attacked everything she faced.

He was so captivating that.......

Adonis

He was so captivating that....he kept his wife in a cage

She was so hungry that....
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Talia

She was so hungry.....she chewed on the bars...wishing it was his flesh.

He was so good in bed .........
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Callys

...that he had to replace the mattress.

She was so subtle that...

Question Mark

...that you didn't even know you had climaxed until you noticed the stain on your pants.

He was so clever...

Beguile's Mistress

he knew how to use ridicuwibble in a sentence.

She was so inventive...

TheLegionary

that she had never run short of words.

He was so atheist that...

Sinna Mystika

.............the gods began to doubt their own existence.
She was so tiny............

Beguile's Mistress

that you needed a microscope to find her

She was so relaxed...

Kalyx

That he strapped a wooden board across his back to keep from falling in.

He was so backed up...
Cold-blooded? Certainly not!

Beguile's Mistress

It took a week to clear his email account.

She was so distracted...

TheLegionary

she did not see the elephant running over the airplane.

He was so bold that...

Little Darkling

he ran down town naked and did it with a smile





He was so turned on that...

Talia




He was so turn on that he couldn't remember his name or speak clearly.....


He was so tunned in that.......
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

On's & Off's
The Oath of Drake for Group RP's
A&A

Captain Maltese

...that he got Radio Luxemburg instead of tinnitus.

She was so bland that...

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Beguile's Mistress

...vanilla was spicy compared to her.

He was so intriguing...

Ramael

....that the Cunning proffessors at the Cunning University in Cunningham found him a conoundrum and pronounced him an official paradox, stripping him of all official titles and making him an exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art in Barcelona where three college students and a tightly weaved oxymoron went mad upon seeing him, ran screaming from the exhibit, jumped in a fountain and licked their toenails.

She was so spread that...