Corrupt a wish

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Flaming

Granted, stranded on a deserted atollo you find a check for 10 billion $

I wish I had a time machine

DeadCell

Wish granted, but the time machine sends you five thousand years into the future where humankind has destroyed itself and there is nobody else alive except you.

I wish I could fly :D

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What is the colour of night?

Auron

Granted, but it only works in tornadoes.


I wish my laptop were faster.

Zylvyn

Granted.  Your processor now works at 100x the speed.  But your fan and heat sinks remain unchanged.

I wish I was rich.
A million faces each a million lies, for each and all a chrome disguise.  Prompts for action, force reaction.  Embody promise in a sheen so pure.

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My RP Requests

Auron

Granted. You now contain enough fat and calories to feed all of Africa for a year.

I wish the clouds would clear up.

Zylvyn

Granted.  There will never be another cloud, and thus precipitation, ever ever again.

I wish I didn't have to go pick people up with the car.  :(
A million faces each a million lies, for each and all a chrome disguise.  Prompts for action, force reaction.  Embody promise in a sheen so pure.

Ons, Offs, and things left unsaid
My status - Updated:  1.17.2013 - THPT, life... Thpt!
My RP Requests

Auron

Granted. you now have to do it with a wheelbarrow.

I wish my watch wasn't stopped.

Flaming

Granted, now instead of being right twice a day, it runs at its own speed, showing just random times.

I wish I had a turtle pet

Auron

Granted, but he can't swim.

I wish I knew how to get Gamecube ROM's to work

DeadCell

Granted, but you only have one Rom that works, and it's a really sucky game.

Wish I was in real life Star Wars :D

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What is the colour of night?

Flaming

Granted, but you get to be a stormtrooper

I wish I was a Jedi

EternalChameleon

Granted, but you aren't allowed to use the lightsaber.

I wish I was sleeping.

Jessica‪

Granted, but someone starts a pillow war on you.

I wish I could sleep more!

DeamonAndae19

Quote from: Jessica‪ on July 29, 2012, 04:54:12 PM
Granted, but someone starts a pillow war on you.

I wish I could sleep more!

Granted, but Matresses make you itchy

I wish I wasn't so alone anymore.

Jessica‪

Granted, but she's a serial killer!

I wish I was on the beach right now.

DeamonAndae19

Granted, but it's raining.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

(Lol, contradiction.)

EternalChameleon

Granted, but everything you wished would never happen in the past will happen.

I wish I could get all my files back on my computer that I lost.

DeamonAndae19

Granted, but you now have a whole host of viruses.

I wish that time wouldn't drag so much, and settle to a nice, gentle flow.

EternalChameleon

Granted, but the rest of the world moves far faster than you in their own personal experience.  (Hope that made sense)

I wish Andae would get approved.

DeamonAndae19

(It did)

Sadly, I can't grant that, since I'm not a mod ;)

I Wish I'd get approved, soon >_>

EternalChameleon

Granted, however you are only approved by me, and not the site right now.  ;)  (c wut I did thar?)

I wish I had more pizza rolls.

DeamonAndae19

Granted, but they're moldy (I saw ;), just you wait, I already know who's getting my first PM after approval)

Fake Wish:- I wish I didn't need to pe... Nevermind, I'll be right back

Real Wish:- I wish my internet would speed up

EternalChameleon

Granted, but the computer will move so fast, that you cannot keep up with it enough to read anything.

I wish my stomache would settle.

Alouette

Wish granted, but as soon as your stomach feels better you get a head cold.

I wish my puppy would stop digging hole in my yard.
Alouette  
The little lark that could

EternalChameleon

Granted, but your dog will eat every plant you try and grow.

I wish people wouldn't use my bank card without asking.