Probably only new to me but...

Started by Purple, June 22, 2006, 06:29:25 PM

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Purple

On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
            But each had a gripe,
            About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants.

This is the first of some samples...these are funny.  I love the one about Clinton.

http://female-orgasms.com/limericks/descriptions.htm
There's something very sexy about being submissive. Because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that. --Eva Longoria

alahendra

New to me too... and quite funny, but I'm wondering if they should go in mature resources?  (Not sure where the line is drawn on naughtiness for this thread)
"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand..."

Os & Os: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=5351.0

Purple

I don't know either...thank goodness for the Goddesses, they can put it where it belongs.  *sniffles and misses Elvi*
There's something very sexy about being submissive. Because your guard is down, you have to totally surrender to something like that. --Eva Longoria