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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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FionaM

Granted, you're a cockatiel.  ;)

I wish I were smarter.

Nic

Granted! You become an encyclopaedia!

I wish I could be stronger! :)

FionaM

Granted, you become an ox.

I wish I could be cuter.

Nic

Granted, you become a teddy bread.

I wish I could be good at maths

Toral Stimins

Sorry, but that's denied, not everyone needs to be able to calculate

But I wish to be able to come up with a great question now.

Hazel

Granted, but the thread dies immediately after.

I wish I had a lamp.

Immortal

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I was a Unicorn

TheHangedOne

granted. Unfortunately, what you don't realize, is that unicorns are actually rhinoceros. They got all fat and gray when the world started to industrialize.

I want a marzipan biscotti.
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Hazel

Granted, but it has long since been stale.

I wish to know what I could make.

Fira

granted but you end up knowing how to make government technology the government wants to keep confidential and eventually end up finding you and take you and make it seem as if you never existed.

I wish I was tall
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

FionaM

Granted, you are now Atlas and have to spent the rest of eternity holding up the sky.

I wish I had 2 heads of lettuce.

Fira

Granted but inside them are man eating spiders that eat you

I wish I could breathe underwater
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Nic

Granted, and you become a fish, and a bigger fish eats you,

I wish I had more energy

Sould

Granted except now you have to run ten miles every day!

I wish I could fly

Fira

Granted but you have to fly all the time and can only rest for two minutes or else you die.

I wish I could speak Japanese
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Sould

Granted but now you become a Japanese AV model, used and abused until you die

I wish I were a published author

Fira

Granted but now people demand more from you and won't let up till you finish. Crowds of people are outside your home every hour of the day chanting for more, and even the authorities join in with them.

I wish I had a beautiful rose garden
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Sould

Granted but the prize winner is possessed by a sex crazed demon who rapes you to no end

I wish I could teleport.

Fira

Granted but you can only teleport every hour after teleporting. Ninety-nine percent of the time you end up in a places such as mafia hide outs right in the middle of meeting and you have no control where you get to go.

I wish I could talk to animals
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Sould

Granted but the animals all decide to hump and eat you

I wish I were able to control lightning.

Fira

Granted but you can only control it when there are lightning storms and you have to eat a rotten apple to keep the ability.

I wish I was able to see the red strings to see who was meant to be with one another
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Sould

Granted but your own string is severed, however the man you were supposed to be with is always in your life from then on.

I wish I had infinite wealth

Fira

Granted but you have your own personal Robin Hood who eventually kills you once you sleep

I wish I had a rose that never wilted
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde

Sould

Granted but for every year you keep it you age two.

I wish I could shapeshift

Fira

Granted but you can only shapeshift if you have someone to tell you to and then you lose all will power over the course of you life.

I wish I could read minds
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde