Would you like me if I.....

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Anesa

Of course, but...  *grins wickedly*


...then picked up those same straw wrappers and made "spit balls" out of them, and shot them BACK at you through MY straw?    XD

Mordred

Yeah.. but being wood-based (the straws, paper).. I'd cringe each time a wet splat struck my dead flesh.. each time pretending I was only kidding.

Would you like me if suddenly this vampire dived across the table, super vampire-fast, pinning you to the floor.. to whisper what wickedness I had in store for you?
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Anesa

*Mock gasp!*  >:-)  Oh hell yeah....    XD



...pushed you really hard and rolled you back over onto your back, pinning you down and kissing you all over with my ruby red painted lips, leaving a perfect pair of lip prints all over your face and neck???

Jeffrey

I'd rather watch Modern Family and eat some nachos with you...*grins*

if I stole you last chips ahoy cookie?
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Anesa

No, because that little Keebler elf guy wouldn't run out and put me another cookie in the package!  :(  (You should buy Keebler Chocolate Chip Deluxe!)  ;P


... had licked on that last Chips Ahoy cookie before you stole it and ate it?  :D

Jeffrey

ewww....

would like me I sold your Barbie Dream house on E-bay
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Anesa

*Frowns!*  ...no!



...put a dress on your GI Joe and changed his name to "GI Jane" and let Ken have his way with him?  Hmm??

Jeffrey

Is there no end to your evil!!!


renovated your easy bake oven to gas...
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Anesa

...sure.  I never liked cooking with a "lightbulb" anyway. 



...superglued your toilet seat to the bowl? :)

Jeffrey

wicked....


plucked the bristles from your hair brush!
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Anesa

You're sick!   ;P 


...put colorful sticky notes all over your car ?



Jeffrey

Pretty colors....


Glued your shoes to the floor

(By the way to anyone who cares, I'm rebooting...brb)
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Belle33

Glue shoes?  Who does that?!

...... made you pancakes for breakfast?

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Kazuume

Of course!

...screamed your name really loud out in the middle of the street?
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     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Insanityenviesme

-giggles- Only if its because of the reason I seem to be suddenly consumed with..

Perhaps just to clarify...

... made you scream my name in the middle of the street?
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Kazuume

You know the answer to that Sir.  ::)

.....wrote your name on my skin?

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                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
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Mordred

How could I not dig such an act? If you write it in red, however, I may be tempted to believe it's one of those scratch-and-lick sorta tattoos. :P

Would you like me if I later told you all the names I have had in this agonizingly long existence of mine.. and expected you to jot them also along those delicious bits of your skin?
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Anesa

Sure...tattooed ladies are sexy, right?



..looked like "her"?  ^^   ;P

Mordred

Hmm.. cool if I first have a few (many) drinks? Also.. can I replace the bulbs around here with those softer glow sorts? :P

Would you like me if despite my demands, I vamoosed the hell outta here? :P
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Anesa

Aww..   don't leave.. lol


..."vamoosed" instead? :(  (Had to look that word up, btw!) 

Mordred

Ohhhh, don't go.. I got some Sharpie markers and want to see how much of those blank spots I can fill! But.. yeah, I'd still like ya. Although I'd be a bit stubborn at first. :P

Would you like me if when you jumped in your car, you were instantly encased in.. *drumroll* (yeah.. I gotta one-track mind).. the wobbly stuff?
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Belle33

Gonna say no to the wobbly stuff.

Would you like me if I painted your portrait?

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Mordred

You mean a brand new one or some splatters over one you dug up? Ah, either way, yeah it's cool.

Supposing you did decide to paint my good side, would you like me if I kept needing to take bite-breaks? All the paint has this strange way of making me thirsty for some blood.
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Chaosengine

Might wanna reconsider, my vitae is pretty icky...

Would you like me if I was a pushover for a pretty face?

Story Tale

Works for me. ;)


If I was a pushover for sexy bald men?