The Top Ten

Started by MzNurse, May 30, 2009, 03:27:40 PM

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MzNurse

There are thousands of "top ten" lists out there.

Let's hear some of them.

My favorite:

The Top Ten Reasons to Date a Nurse
10. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.

9. They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.

8. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.

7. They are exposed to so many xrays, it’s like a form of birth control.

6. You will never need to buy condoms, tylenol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

5. They know how to handle bodily fluids!

4. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!

3. They know how to handle the human body.

2. The uniform.



And the #1 reason to date a nurse....







1. Bedbaths!
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MzNurse

I liked this one too...

The ten  internet commandments
1.) Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop up ads or spam.
2.) Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, address or social security number on the Internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.
3.) Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.
4.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.
5.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing a firewall.
6.) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number.
7.) Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.
8.) Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker.
9.) Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.
10.) Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy childrens' names.
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leelan

Top 10 Names for a Male Dog
1.  Max
2.  Jake 
3.  Buddy 
4.  Bailey 
5.  Sam
6.  Rocky 
7.  Buster   
8.  Casey 
9.  Cody 
10. Duke 



Top 10 Names for a Female Dog
1. Maggie
2. Molly
3. Lady
4. Sadie
5. Lucy
6. Daisy
7. Ginger
8. Abby
9. Sasha
10.Sandy
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Juicy

For the compulsive shoppers-

Top 10 Most Valuable Luxury Brands in the World

1.   Louis Vuitton
2.   Hermés
3.   Gucci
4.   Cartier
5.   Chanel
6.   Rolex
7.   Hennessy
8.   Armani
9.   Moët & Chandon
10.   Fendi

Lady Annabelle

My Top 10 Favorite Video Games Of All Time

1.  The Legend Of Zelda(NES)
2.  Final Fantasy X(PS2)
3.  Dr. Mario(NES)
4.  Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time(N64)
5.  Final Fantasy III/VI(SNES)
6.  Suikoden 2(PS1)
7.  Disgaea: Hour Of Darkness(PS2)
8.  Grand Theft Auto III(PS2)
9.  Final Fantasy Tactics(PS1)
10.  Super Smash Brothers(N64)
All About Me  Where Am I?  Pixi's Twin  Miss Marguerite's Wife **True Girl Gamer**

"If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; But if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it." ~ Emily Bronte

"My heart beat so hard when I was near him, I feared he could hear my secret longing for him." ~ Destiny Vaestus

BadForm

Top 10 Richest Women In The World (2012)

1. Christy Walton ($25.3billion)
2. Liliane Bettencourt ($24billion)
3. Alice Walton ($23.3billion)
4. Gina Rinehart ($18billion)
5. Iris Fontbona ($17.8billion)
6. Brigit Rausing ($14million)
7. Jacqueline Mars ($13.8billion)
8. Susanne Klatten ($13billion)
9. Anne Cox Chambers ($12.5billion)
10. Savitri Jindal ($10.9billion)
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Lilias

Ten operas that end without anyone dying at all
1. The Magic Flute (Mozart)
2. Die Fledermaus (J Strauss II)
3. The Marriage of Figaro (Mozart)
4. The Barber of Seville (Rossini)
5. Così fan tutte (Mozart)
6. Fidelio (Beethoven)
7. La sonnambula (Bellini)
8. The Italian in Algiers (Rossini)
9. The Thieving Magpie (Rossini)
10. Fra Diavolo (Auber)
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

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Snickerz

Top ten signs that you're addicted to the internet

10. Your daily routine includes thinking about the internet.

9. Without the internet your life is empty and boring

8. You find it very annoying or upsetting when you’re interrupted while online.

7. Being online helps to calm your everyday worries and relieve stress.

6. You’ve made new acquaintances through the Internet.

5. There have been instances when the quality of your work or studies has suffered due to time spent online.

4. Even when there’s something you know you have to get done, you find yourself connecting to the Net first.

3. You find yourself choosing to spend time online rather than with other people.

2. While using the Internet, you often find you can’t stop and go offline, even when you think it’s time you should.

1. You often realize that you’ve been online longer than you intended or thought.


I like this one because it's so humerous to me... I mean supposidly if you say yes to five or more of these you're an addict, but if you put this into anything else in life.... The entire world is addicted to something. LOL.