Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Inked Harlequin

The way you brandish that sword terrifies me, I'm outta here before I get decapitated!

thirteenhearts

I have to ask you 5 times to do the dishes after I spend an hour slaving over a meal for you with no thanks! I've had it!

Creshnagarine

thirteenhearts!


Do you know how much I weigh?


Its always eat my cookies with you.


Well, my doctor says I must stop for my own health.





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thirteenhearts

Oh great, another one with "body image" issues...you're out!

Creshnagarine

"Have you seen your avatar lately? You feed me cookies and make me fat then complain about my 'body issues'. Try eating some food once in awhile. Your not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you."







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thirteenhearts

Um, noooo.  I'mmmm breaking up with youuuuuuu.

Creshnagarine

You can't break up with me because we are not together anymore, because I broke up with you first.


This is just another reason I'm breaking up with you.


You just can't handle rejection.





You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.  ~Ray Bradbury

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thirteenhearts


Creshnagarine

My mother always said you would try to reject me one day.


Actually she said you were a tease, who would leave me crying.


Well, I'm not crying.... I'm just leaving.





You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.  ~Ray Bradbury

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Inked Harlequin

I'm breaking up with you because you've obviously been having an affair with thirteen!

Ferret

You're unapproved?! We are so done. I'm going to get tested. You should do the same. >=(

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Jade

Sorry I have a thing against tiny pixel sprites. You guys just can't satisfy me enough. I'm outta here.

Creshnagarine

My legs hurt, my feet hurt, I am tired all the time from the constant dancing.


I can't keep up with you, and when I can't continue anymore, you just grab another partner and keep on dancing.


Goodbye my dancing love.



You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.  ~Ray Bradbury

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Diablerie

Seriously? Seriously? My mother was right...Those leather pants were a bad sign of what I was going to get myself into.

Zelric Miras

I'm sorry but if you aren't approved yet we can't see each other.

Diablerie

I know, I know...Its me not you, I get it. I seriously do...I mean okay maybe it is some of you or maybe all of you but do know that I will always love you and envy the person that goes out with you because seriously you are such an amazing person.

Zelric Miras

I tried to make it work, seriously, but you over there and me over here....We won't be able to sort it out.

Diablerie

Oh please, just tell me the truth! I am not that unapproved for you!

Zelric Miras

You're just a mystery to me...I never managed to truly figure you out. I can't trust you like this, I'm sorry but I can't be with you, not like this.

Diablerie

Your leaving me? Oh please I left you like right now. Your always late even for our break ups!

Zelric Miras

I'm late? But you were always so early, by when I arrived you were alredy bored and wanted to go home!

Diablerie

I can't help it if I'm bored, we have nothing in common...Not even our taste in candy and that's supposed to be Universal.

Zelric Miras

It is not my fault that I like sweeter treats and you like to stay the same.

Diablerie

Please, that's not true. Just because I like sour doesn't mean I'm bland  I just like to feel something since you never provide it. Sadly that Is why I am leaving you.

Zelric Miras

I'm not comfortable with you an me anymore. My efforts to please you were mostly in vain, I think I'm getting nothing out of this relationship.