National Masturbation Month

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Spookie Monster

May 09, 2008, 05:29:10 AM
So, May is apparently National Masturbation Month.

WHY AM I ONLY LEARNING ABOUT THIS A THIRD OF THE WAY THROUGH THE MONTH?

By the way, the site that I linked to above is probably not safe for work.

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Cherri Tart

#1
May 09, 2008, 10:03:55 AM
omg! i am SO doing this! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



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Hunter

#2
May 09, 2008, 10:05:29 AM
Now here's a monthly celebration that I can enjoy.   ;)

MagicalPen

#3
May 09, 2008, 10:08:11 AM
Every month is Masturbation Month for me....

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kongming

#4
May 09, 2008, 10:23:57 AM
An honest-to-goodness wankathon? Finally a cause worthy of my time and effort :D
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Cherri Tart

#5
May 09, 2008, 10:25:38 AM
*is in training even as we speak*  :-X
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Kalen

#6
May 09, 2008, 10:28:46 AM
Is this event open only to amateurs, or may professionals like myself 'lend a hand' as well?
O/O

kongming

#7
May 09, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
Quote from: Cherri Tart on May 09, 2008, 10:25:38 AM
*is in training even as we speak*  :-X

Cue "Eye of the Tiger", the universal "training montage" music.

I did my training earlier, but perhaps I should step it up for an exhausting training regime, now that my sex drive is back.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

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Hunter

#8
May 09, 2008, 10:33:46 AM
Quote from: kongming on May 09, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
Cue "Eye of the Tiger", the universal "training montage" music.

I did my training earlier, but perhaps I should step it up for an exhausting training regime, now that my sex drive is back.

What is this 'sex drive' thing that you are talking about?

Kalen

#9
May 09, 2008, 10:35:13 AM
It's what happens just before a booty call?

"Hey guys, I'm taking a sex drive.  Be back later."
O/O

Cherri Tart

#10
May 09, 2008, 10:35:20 AM
Quote from: Hunter on May 09, 2008, 10:33:46 AM
What is this 'sex drive' thing that you are talking about?

kind of like the hollywood tours of the stars homes... everyone gets on a bus and then... umm... ok, shutting up now :)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



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Kathadon

#11
May 09, 2008, 10:36:11 AM
Hmm.... now here I thought May only had Mother's Day to look forward to. ;)
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#12
May 09, 2008, 10:39:08 AM
Oh, and April is International "Spank Your Maid" month, according to the Ghastly Webcomic. I fully approve of that, of course.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

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Kalen

#13
May 09, 2008, 10:40:20 AM
Quote from: Kathadon on May 09, 2008, 10:36:11 AM
Hmm.... now here I thought May only had Mother's Day to look forward to. ;)

Only the truly kinky combine the too.  But hey, if that's your fetish...
O/O

Hunter

#14
May 09, 2008, 10:43:51 AM
Quote from: Cherri Tart on May 09, 2008, 10:35:20 AM
kind of like the hollywood tours of the stars homes... everyone gets on a bus and then... umm... ok, shutting up now :)

*blinks and looks innocent*  No, what?

Cutter

#15
May 09, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
I can crush walnuts in my right hand I've trained so long and hard..........


No innuendo whatsoever. :P
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#16
May 09, 2008, 09:23:29 PM
Quote from: kongming on May 09, 2008, 10:39:08 AM
Oh, and April is International "Spank Your Maid" month, according to the Ghastly Webcomic. I fully approve of that, of course.

It is a crime that I missed that month...a crime, I say.

kongming

#17
May 10, 2008, 12:25:06 AM
Quote from: Ender on May 09, 2008, 09:23:29 PM
It is a crime that I missed that month...a crime, I say.

If I was actually skilled at using Flash, I'd totally make a "Spank your maid" game with it. Perhaps like DDR and friends, where you have to press the buttons on time to keep up a good rhythm, spanking the right spots.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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