Tell the bartender to mix up a few yous...

[Emmaline]

How to make a Emmaline
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

[Kalen]

How to make a Kalen
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part self-sufficiency
3 parts  (I guess I'm undefinable!!)
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

How to make a [RL name]
Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts humour
5 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!

fitness?  ego?  success?  really?

[ashia starstreak]

How to make an ashia starstreak
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part humour
1 part instinct

Method: Blend at low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt.

I found this thread amusing and couldn't allow it to be forgotten. So here's to a reboot! Hopefully it will gain renewed  attention :) A simple random generator, but always an interesting outcome. I rather like this cocktail recipe for an ashia starstreak.

[The Jackal]

How to make The Jackal
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part ambition
5 parts instinct

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim.  Add emotion to taste!  Do not overindulge!