Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Anesa

I would, but I already know there's nothing plain about you.  ;)


baked you some chocolate chip cookies and shared them with you along with a glass of wine milk to toast in the new year?

Chaosengine

Aw, so sweet.

Flirted with you unabashedly?

Anesa

Is there any other way to flirt? ;)  Yep, I'd like you sexy... 


took you by the hand and led you over to a dark corner for a bit of privacy?  >:)

Chaosengine

I'd be crazy not to!

Kissed your pretty nose?

Anesa

Mmmm...oh yeah, very much so.


I ran my fingertips up and down your back as we hugged in a warm embrace?

Chaosengine

Very much.

Brushed my fingers lightly over your nipples?

Anesa

*Swoons!*  Yes.....


gently squeezed the hard lump in the front of your trousers?

Chaosengine

Oh!  :o

Ran my hands over your well-shaped bottom?

lonlyazn

Be an odd compliment!

If I'm a messy boy?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

 ::) *loves odd*

If I stole your keys to your car?

lonlyazn

Oh my, I couldn't be mad, also quite exciting.

If I stole your car and raced you?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

I'd win! :P with your car ...

...I moved in and took over your kitchen leaving you the laundry?

lonlyazn

Yes, I am easily swoon with my tummy. I don't mind laundry, I don't know how well I fold.

... if it might take quite a bit to fill me?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

 ;D I love to cook and bake!

If I leave all the dishes for you? and the laundry?

lonlyazn

I can't say no to you.

if I left the dusting and vacuuming to you?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

errr...I would like you, to reconsider. ;D

If I refused to do anything, except feed you?

lonlyazn

Toughie... play me like a fiddle though  :-X

if I wanted some more help around the place?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

 >:) I did it well too....

If I told you to call 1-888-byte me?  XD


lonlyazn

Dare I try to call :O probably

If I told you to call 973-409-3312, the drunk thought hotline?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

 :o errr...um.. I would like you, but take you to see the professional :P

If I baked you a pie?

lonlyazn

I'm trying to be on a diet, but I cannot resist your cooking.

If I tried to cook?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

I could you to cook  ::)

If I let you burn dinner?

lonlyazn

Of course I'd love you if you could let me get away with that!

If I accidentally ruined our dinner and tripped causing the table to spill over?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Sybl

Of course, we could get a maid to clean it up. ;)

If I taught you the right way to burn dinner, is burning down the house?

lonlyazn

I think I'm being converted to arsony  :o

If I don't ever touch a sip of alcohol?

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”